I've got a riddle for you /khv/

If you combine two separate piles you get one pile.
In this case 1+1=1. 8D

 

I swear I have not touched Google in two days.​

 

I was at a three-week camp without practically no internet, there was very little we could entertain ourselves with. xD

 

Correct. This ones a new one. My friend showed it to me a few days ago. You have to think a little out of the box or the answer will slip from your grasp.

A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
He neither took plums, nor left plums,
Now how can that be?

 

He took the tree.

 

there was never any plums since he has no eyes and couldn't have seen real plums..

 

He is the tree?​

 

FFF- I've actually heard of this one before.

He has one eye, there were two plums, but he only took one.

 

he only has one eye, not eyes

 

Good job. I'm getting a little tired so I'll end it with this simple one and one final difficult one.

From what heavy seven-letter word can you take away two letters and have eight left?

 

Weighty. I guess.

 

Freight and weights. These are heavy, and in each case if you remove two letters, you are left with the word eight.

 

Weights...............?

 

My version for the riddle uses freight, but weights works just fine.
Now this one is more of a puzzle than a riddle, but major props to the person who takes the time to figure it out. I'll check up on the thread tomorrow to see who got it right or not.

 

I LOVE this kind of puzzle.

*will post later if I get the answer in time*​

 

the German owns the fish

 

the dane owns the fish..

 

You own the fish! :B|:

 

Oh, **** I just saw how I messed up. Start over time.

 

you had to do a Red Dwarf quote.. didn't you?