I've got a riddle for you /khv/

shoot yourself.. your friend is in danger because of you..

 

Shoot yourself.

ejhrgawjhfeuiryeurh Dammit.​

 

Emos.

Unload the gun, swing it at the right angle and momentum, and hit your friend with the ammo clip.

:lolface:?

 

Correct.

They call me a man, but I’ll never have a wife. I was given a body, but not a life. They made me a mouth, but didn’t give me a breath. Water gives me life, but sun brings me death, what am I?

 

the ocean,

 

Snowman, I know this all to well from my area's winter PMSing.

 

:lolface: lol

 

Correct.

A man and a woman are driving along a country road on a cold winter night when the car breaks down. Before leaving to find help, the man tells the woman not to open the doors or windows and not to let anybody in. He leaves, and she does as he says. When he returns, she is dead and there is a stranger in the car. What happened?

 

Did that post really call for a lolface?​

 

he left the door open?

 

._. no i dont belive so i just like lol face

 

Wrong .

 

I vaugely remember something like this, I believe it involved a baby?

 

She had a baby and died of childbirth? *shrugs*​

 

Yeah, I think that's it.
The baby is the stranger.

 

Yep. hmmm, I wonder how many of you are figuring these out on your own and how many are using Google. Here's something simple.

If one child has 6 2/3 sand piles and another has 3 1/3, and you combine them, how many sand piles do you have?

 

2 piles............ :lolface:

 

yes becouse nobody met him yet so technicly he is a stranger

 

One sand pile.

 

How are you going to move a pile of sand? And how do you have a third of a pile? What constitutes as a pile?​