I've fooled you for half a year now

I was aiming to keep it up for an entire year but I'm too impatient and wanted to reveal it now.
Get this one thing staight: I am and always have been a GIRL. The kind with tits and a twat.
One more misunderstanding that is erased from the face of this earth. 'Tis all.

 

I kinda knew that....>.<

 

oh shi what a tweeeeeeeeeest

 

What do you call a girl version cock blocker?

Spoiler

A twat swatter.

 

wat .

 

I'd hit it

 

Someone repped me for this, so you should probably know that Dane Cook said this when I went to see him in January.

 

...Mindfuck.

 

Want to run away and be lesbians?

<:

 

Want to videotape that?

 

I remember when you Rick Roll'd us all with the lesbian thread.

 

Ren, I think she was being serious.

 

You know whats weird? I always knew it in the back of my mind. I mean, I looked at you, and I was like, "either hes gay or thats a girl."

 

Still mind****ed.

 

Well I didn't try to act all "manly" or behave differently at all so I guess it wasn't too hard.

 

Yey!

I was right for the first time!

._.

But I don't believe I met you.

 

I'm not surprised.

 

You all fail for believing this thread.

Especially you guys.

Is that offer still open?

Sadly intuition is one of the few things that Apu doesn't sell at the Kwik-E-Mart.




This thread was a joke. Or was it? In any case I had a good laugh. Or did I?

 

;D letters.

 

So does that mean you are a guy that said she wasn't a guy and then made a thread saying she wasn't when she was.