I've decided to take complete control of the Eurcasian continents

I shall now assemble an army and conquer East Europe. From there, we shall move towards West Europe and into Asia.
My points of issue:
*My army currently consists of mostly 14 year old girls with no skill whatsoever
*I have no funds
*There is no support from large companies, governments, etc. who may be of aid
*My Mum and Pop'll kill me if they find out >>
*People refuse to believe me
*People won't take me seriously
*My grades are slipping and they're my top priority as of the moment
*I mispelled 'Eurasian' in the title​

 

We start with the region formerly known as Preußen...

May I become your chief military leader for conquering Preußen?

 

Yes, you may dear miss.​

 

I'm male, so you know I'm good already...

 

Why split these states when there can be only one?

 

... That seems awfully illogical.

 

thats the beauty of it.....

 

The plan is to plant seeds in the middle and spread out from there.​

 

I could have come up with a better plan to take over Eurasia...

 

Wonderful. Care to share? Also, I like my plan and believe that I can accomplish my dreams.​

 

Kill. Everyone. Then. Party. Genius isn't it?

edit: also, I will spell Eurasian right...

 

that is an epic plan.
Also, I meant for it to be spelled correctly and mentioned it in the topic post. I was checking to see if I spelled it right and accidentally clicked 'c' then 'enter'.​