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I love these. <3 But my music library doesn't mesh well with them, so I get some really weird results.

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Opening Credits: Zechs Marquise ~ "Strapped to the Mast"
Your mom finds out she's pregnant with you: HORSE the Band ~ "The Immense Defacation of the Buntaluffigus" (...Case in point.)
Slideshow of her pregnancy: Venetian Snares ~ "Hours"
While she's delivering you: Cake ~ "Cool Blue Reason"
Your first birthday: Daisuke Ishiwatari ~ "The Original" (YES SIRRRR.)
You growing up: Infected Mushroom ~ "Special Place" (...Well, my playlist life is shaping up to be quite the spook show.)
Your first day of school: tomoP ~ "Hoshizora ni negai wo kome te - Good Night"
Meeting your first friend: The Quick Brown Fox ~ "Soulja Boy"
Your first day of middle school: Snapcase ~ "Energy Dome"
Meeting your first crush: Cake ~ "Mr. Mastodon Farm"
Your first kiss: Yggdra Union OST ~ "Enemy March (Other)" (wat. ಠ_ಠ)
Fighting with your parents: Devil May Cry 4 OST ~ "Mission Start 1"
Fighting with your friends: Motorhead ~ "Deaf Forever"
Breaking up: Alestorm ~ "Wenches and Mead" (Well, I guess I handled it well.)
Your first day of high school: Daisuke Ishiwatari ~ "Home Sweet Grave"
Your sweet sixteen: Dimmu Borgir ~ "Cataclysm Children"
Your first time having sex: Daisuke Ishiwatari ~ "Imperial Code" (Clearly I had sex while playing BlazBlue. Both with the same person. I was Jin and she was Noel. I stuck my Arctic Dagger in her Optic Barrel. Whoa, that doesn't sound quite how I thought it would.)
Your 18th birthday: System of a Down ~ "Attack" (So on my 18th birthday, I finally lost my mind and became a full-fledged anarchist.)
Your graduation ceremony: Venetian Snares ~ "Blister"
Your first day of college: Anamanaguchi ~ "Upgrade"
Your first college party: Cake ~ "Opera Singer" (EEEEAH BOIIII)
Meeting your true love: Mudvayne ~ "Prod"
Getting married: Muse ~ "Twin"
Finding out you/your spouse is pregnant: Omar Rodriguez-Lopez ~ "Una Ced Lacerante" (MY WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH THE DEVIL)
Having your first child: Motorhead ~ "Keep Us on the Road"
Getting old: kabocha p ~ "Kokoni, Hitori"
Your spouse gets sick: Coheed & Cambria ~ "Keeping the Blade"
They die: Rhapsody of Fire ~ "Eternal Glory" (FUCK YEEAAAARRRR)
At their funeral: Crystal Castles ~ "Love and Caring"
You end up in the hospital: Daft Punk ~ "Phoenix"
Your death: Psychostick ~ "Doom to the World"
Your funeral: Dimmu Borgir ~ "Metal Heart"

That'll be enough, methinks.

 

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Opening Credits: Another One Down - Trocadero
Your mom finds out she's pregnant with you: Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
Slideshow of her pregnancy: Beyond - RJD2
While she's delivering you: Through The Fire And Flames - Dragonforce (lol)
Your first birthday: One - Metalica
You growing up: (When) Your Middle Name is Danger - Trocadero
Your first day of school:
Meeting your first friend: Why Can't We Be Friends? - (i have no clue ._.)
Your first day of middle school:
Meeting your first crush: A Girl Named Tex - Trocadero
Your first kiss: Dan't Hold Back - The Sleeping
Fighting with your parents:
Fighting with your friends:
Breaking up: From the Inside - Linkin Park
Your first day of high school: BYOB - System of a Down
Your sweet sixteen: Impulse - An Endless Sporadic
Your first time having sex: Next Go Round - Nickelback
Your 18th birthday:
Your graduation ceremony:
Your first day of college:
Your first college party:
Meeting your true love: Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
Getting married:
Finding out you/your spouse is pregnant:
Having your first child:
Getting old:
Your spouse gets sick:
They die:
At their funeral:
You end up in the hospital:
Your death:
[Your funeral:

Im having a hard time. so i filled in what i felt like.

 

Here's mine. Took me a while by finished.

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Opening Credits: Tonight I Fell Asleep At The Wheel by Barenaked Ladies
Your mom finds out she's pregnant with you: Viva La Vida by Coldplay
Slideshow of her pregnancy: Somewhere Over The Rainbow/What a Wonderful World by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
While she's delivering you: Happy-Go-Lucky-Me by Paul Evans
Your first birthday: S.R. by Reel Big Fish
You growing up: Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day
Your first day of school: Renegades by Beats and Styles
Meeting your first friend: Burn It Up by the Offspring
Your first day of middle school: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
Meeting your first crush: Pizza Day by The Aquabats
Your first kiss: Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue
Fighting with your parents: Moskau by Kazakstan
Fighting with your friends: Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's
Breaking up: Country Roads by Hermes House Band
Your first day of high school: Jai Ho by A. R. Rahman
Your sweet sixteen: We Are The Champions by Queen
Your first time having sex: Heart of Courage by Two Steps From Hell
Your 18th birthday: American Idiot by Green Day
Your graduation ceremony: Starman by David Bowie
Your first day of college: On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz
Your first college party: The Dark and Endless Dalek Night by BBC National Orchestra of Wales
Meeting your true love: Theme from New York, New York by Frank Sinatra
Getting married: It's Still Rock and Roll to Me by Billy Joel
Finding out you/your spouse is pregnant: Lilium
Having your first child: Turning Japanese by The Vapors
Getting old: The Don by The View
Your spouse gets sick: Bat Out of Hell by meat Loaf
They die: Lies by Violent Femmes
At their funeral: No More Heroes by The Stranglers
You end up in the hospital: Sucks to Be you by Prozzak
Your death: Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz
Your funeral: Eye of The Tiger by Survivor

People's Themes
Yours: Dancing With myself by Billy Idol
Your best friend: Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim
Your first crush: Code monkey by Jonathan Coulton
Your mom: Fire by Scooter
Your dad: Sunshine, Lolipops and Rainbows by Lesley Gore
Your sibling(s): Sing, Sing, Sing by BBC Big Band Orchestra
Your worst enemy: We Will Rock You by Queen
Your signifigant other: American Pie by Don Mclean
Your first child: Fly Me to the Moon (In Other Words) by Frank Sinatra
Your first grandchild: Cannibal Buffet by Voltaire

What You Listen To When...
You're happy: Unicron Medley by Vince DiCola
You're upset: Big Bang Theory Theme by Barenaked Ladies
You're angry: Always Look on the Brightside of Life by Monty Python
You're depressed: One Winged Angel by Nobuo Uematsu
You're cleaning: Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson
You're working out: Swagger by Flogging Molly
You're bored: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
You're doing homework: Drink & Fight by Mudmen
You're eating: Song for Ten by Neil Hannon
You're thinking: This Gigantic Robot Kills by MC Lars
You're going to sleep: Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap
You're feeling sick: Who Said We're Wack? by The Lonelt Island
You're going shopping: Everybody Needs Somebody to Love by The Blues Brothers
You're hanging out with your friends: May The Living Be Dead (In Our Wake) by Flogging Molly
You're on a date: Lord of the Thunder by Rhapsody
You're having sex: Amanda Green by Robbers on High Street
You're at a party: Rough Gem by Islands
You're driving: The Touch by Stan bush
You're on a plane: I'm on a Boat by The Lonely Island
You're relaxing: Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! by Vengaboys
You're on vacation: One Week by Barenaked Ladies

 

My media player can't shuffle for shit. I had the same handful of songs popping up over and over so I didn't count them.

Opening Credits: Mind Forest - Gackt
Your mum finds out she's pregnant with you: Yhuusha Raideen - Animetal
Slideshow of her pregnancy: The Nexus - Shunsuke Kida (lol Demon's Souls)
While she's delivering you: Mission Impossible Theme (...why do I- wait, High School music class)
Your first birthday: Kamen Rider Black & Black RX Themes (they where on the same track)
You growing up: Macross - Animetal
Your first day of school: No Giving Up - Crossfade
Meeting your first friend: One Who Craves Souls - Shunsuke Kida (quite fitting lol)
Your first day of middle school:
Meeting your first crush: The Transformers Theme
Your first kiss: Drawing Days - SPLAY
Fighting with your parents: Comatose - Skillet
Fighting with your friends: Nine Spiral - Gackt
Breaking up: Break the Chains - Tourbillon
Your first day of high school: Strength - Abingdon Boys School
Your sweet sixteen: Sadame (Tenchu 3 Theme)
Your first time having sex: Cyclone Effect - Labour Day
Your 18th birthday: Extreme Dream - Labour Day
Your graduation ceremony: The Beer Song
Your first day of college: Velonica - Aqua Times
Your first college party: Supernova - TETRA FANG
Meeting your true love: Turn-A Gundam Opening
Getting married: Fight for Justice - Keisuke Kato
Finding out you/your spouse is pregnant: Ride the Wind - Masahiro Inoue
Having your first child: Let's Go Rider Kick - Animetal (WHY NOT THE MORE AWESOME ORIGINAL SHUFFLE? FFFFFFF-)
Getting old: Tea Cup - Gackt
Your spouse gets sick: Flamelurker - Shunsuke Kida
They die: Flashback - Shoko Fujibayashi
At their funeral: If We Met in a Dream - 175R
You end up in the hospital: Lust for Blood - Gackt
Your death: Rain - Gackt
Your funeral: White Eyes - Gackt

People's Themes
Yours: Finger on The Trigger - Florida Keys
Your best friend: Wild Flowers - RAMAR
Your first crush: Climax Jump! - AAA Den-O Form
Your mum: Deep Breath - Shoko Fujibayashi
Your dad: Storm - Gackt
Your sibling(s): Welcome Home - Coheed and Cambria
Your worst enemy: The KH-Vids Song (I lol'd)
Your significant other: BLACK STONE - Gackt
Your first child: The Next Decade - Gackt
Your first grandchild: Lord of Speed - Shoko Fujibayashi

What You Listen To When...
You're happy: Dragon God - Shunsuke Kida
You're upset: Free Your Heat - Galveston 19
You're angry: Song for - Zoids Soundtrack
You're depressed: I Fight Dragons Overture 1.0
You're cleaning: Maria - Gackt
You're working out: Gym Botan no uta - Animetal
You're bored: Roots of The King - TETRA-FANG
You're doing homework: Seven - Gackt
You're eating: Believe Yourself - Shoko Fujibayashi
You're thinking: Secret Garden - Gackt
You're going to sleep: Pegasus Fantasy - Animetal
You're feeling sick: The Heart of Life - I Fight Dragons
You're going shopping: This Love Never Ends - Takeda Kouhei
You're hanging out with your friends: Vanilla - Gackt
You're on a date: I Stand Alone - Godsmack (I lol'd)
You're having sex: The Touch - Stan Bush
You're at a party: Leave All Behind - Wilma Sidr
You're driving: Always - Erasure
You're on a plane: Jesus - Gackt
You're relaxing: The Biggest Dreamer - Wada Kouji
You're on vacation: Last Song - Gackt

 

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Opening Credits: My Last Breath, Evanescence (oh, this bodes well for me T_T)
Your mom finds out she's pregnant with you: U + Ur Hand, Pink
Slideshow of her pregnancy: We Are Broken, Paramore
While she's delivering you: Viva La Vida, Coldplay
Your first birthday: Winter, Tori Amos
You growing up: Evacuate the Dancefloor, Cascada
Your first day of school: Everything Back But You, Avril Lavigne
Meeting your first friend: Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd
Your first day of middle school: Together, Avril Lavigne
Meeting your first crush: Addicted, Kelly Clarkson
Your first kiss: O_O I Don't Like Mondays, Boomtown Rats
Fighting with your parents: Farther Away, Evanescence
Fighting with your friends: Famous Last Words, My Chemical Romance
Breaking up: Cloud Nine, Evanescence
Your first day of high school: Disturbia, Rihanna
Your sweet sixteen: Dive To World, Cherry Blossom
Your first time having sex: The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You, My Chemical Romance ("And for the last night I lie, can I lie with you?" indeed xD)
Your 18th birthday: Mean, Pink
Your graduation ceremony: Kirei na Uta, Abe Mao
Your first day of college: Nobody's Home, Avril Lavigne
Your first college party: Tourniquet, Evanescence
Meeting your true love: Miracle, Paramore
Getting married: Alejandro, Lady Gaga
Finding out you/your spouse is pregnant: Whisper, Evanescence
Having your first child: Where the Lines Overlap, Paramore
Getting old: Good Enough, Evanescence
Your spouse gets sick: Too Much to Ask, Avril Lavigne
They die: It's the Fear, Within Temptation
At their funeral: The Ghost of You, My Chemical Romance
You end up in the hospital: ... Marukaite Chikyuu, Chibitalia
Your death: Shattered, Trading Yesterday (this one is too perfect ; ; I actually kinda wanna hear this song when I'm dying)
Your funeral: It's All Your Fault, Pink

People's Themes
Yours: Hang 'Em High, My Chemical Romance
Your best friend: Thank You For the Venom, same
Your first crush: American Idiot, Green Day
Your mom: Take Me Away, Avril Lavigne
Your dad: Every Breath You Take, The Police
Your sibling(s): I'm With You, Avril Lavigne
Your worst enemy: Angels, Within Temptation
Your signifigant other: When You're Gone, Avril Lavigne (d'awww)
Your first child: The Only Exception, Paramore (double d'awww)
Your first grandchild: Strange Little Girl, Tori Amos

What You Listen To When...
You're happy: Dance, Dance, Fall Out Boy
You're upset: Undisclosed Desires, Muse
You're angry: Holiday, Green Day
You're depressed: Money Honey, Lady Gaga
You're cleaning: Hear Me, Kelly Clarkson
You're working out: The Real Slim Shady, Eminem
You're bored: What Have You Done, Within Temptation featuring Keith Caputo
You're doing homework: Misery Business, Paramore
You're eating: Paparazzi, Lady Gaga
You're thinking: I Don't Give, Avril Lavigne
You're going to sleep: Playing God, Paramore
You're feeling sick: See Who I Am, Within Temptation
You're going shopping: Lithium, Evanescence
You're hanging out with your friends: Beautiful, Dirty, Rich, Lady Gaga (BWAHAHAAHAA*cough*)
You're on a date: Long Way to Happy, Pink
You're having sex: Welcome to the Black Parade, My Chemical Romance
You're at a party: When it Rains, Paramore
You're driving: All I Wanted, same
You're on a plane: He Wasn't, Avril Lavigne
You're relaxing: Things I'll Never Say, same
You're on vacation: The Truth Beneath the Rose, Within Temptation

TL;DR Daddy's probably a stalking rapist, I'm a partying drug addict by elementary school, life kinda doesn't suck for a while, but then I die. Lovely.

 

Opening Credits: There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out - The Smiths (omgmhazzrocks cover)
Your mom finds out she's pregnant with you: Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects
Slideshow of her pregnancy: Tik Tok Parody - The Midnight Beast
While she's delivering you: Paranoid - Jonas Brothers
Your first birthday: This Ain't A Love Song - Scouting ForGirls
You growing up: Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) - Green Day
Your first day of school: Fly With Me - Jonas Brothers
Meeting your first friend: Double Dragon - DeStorm
Your first day of middle school: Beautiful Monster - Ne-Yo
Meeting your first crush: The Messanger - A Gondola Ride In Paris
Your first kiss: The Anthem - Good Charlotte
Fighting with your parents: Whatshername - Green Day
Fighting with your friends: St. Jimmy - Green Day
Breaking up: Te Amo - Rihanna
Your first day of high school: It's Tricky (Ukulele Cover) - Danielle DeLeon
Your sweet sixteen: Here Comes My Baby - Sons Of Admirals
Your first time having sex: My Generation (cover) - Green Day
Your 18th birthday: Gone Away - DeStorm ft vassy
Your graduation ceremony: Jesus Of Suburbia - Green Day
Your first day of college: Monochrome No Kiss - SID
Your first college party: Know Your Enemy - Green Day
Meeting your true love: Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) - Katy Perry
Getting married: Rude Boy - Rihanna
Finding out you/your spouse is pregnant: I'm Alive - BECCA
Having your first child: Some Imagination (Acoustic) - Skyway Flyer
Getting old: Little Lion Man - Mumford And Sons
Your spouse gets sick: Heartbeat - Scouting For Girls
They die: Holiday - Green Day
At their funeral: Drumtrang Boy - The Parselmouths
You end up in the hospital: Wrning - Green Day
Your death: Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
Your funeral: The Only Exeption - Paramore

People's Themes
Yours: Make It There Tonight - DeStorm
Your best friend: Whatshername - Green Day
Your first crush: World War III - Jonas Brothers
Your mom: The Only Exeption - Paramore
Your dad: St. Jimmy - Green Day
Your sibling(s): I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
Your worst enemy: Paranoid - Jonas Borthers
Your signifigant other: Monochrome No Kiss - SID
Your first child: Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance
Your first grandchild: Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects

What You Listen To When...
You're happy: Garbage Truck - Sex Bob-Omb
You're upset: Jesus Of Suburbia - Green Day
You're angry: Know Your Enemy - Green Day
You're depressed: Monochrome No Kiss - SID
You're cleaning: Gone Away - DeStorm ft Vassy
You're working out: Iris - GooGoo Dolls
You're bored: Misery Buiness - Paramore
You're doing homework: Keep It Real - Jonas Brothers
You're eating: Simple And Clean remix - Utada Hikaru
You're thinking: World War III - Jonas Brothers
You're going to sleep: She's A Rebel - Green Day
You're feeling sick: Durmstrang Boy - The Parselmouths
You're going shopping: Rude Boy - Rihanna
You're hanging out with your friends: Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry
You're on a date: American Idiot - Green Day
You're having sex: Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) - Green Day
You're at a party: Nine In The Afternoon - Panic! At The Disco
You're driving: Poisin Ivy - Jonas Brothers
You're on a plane: Gives You Hell - All American Rejects
You're relaxing: It's Tricky (Ukulele cover) - Danielle DeLeon
You're on vacation: The Only Exeption - Paramore

I'm so confused at my life lol

 

Opening Credits: I’m Lonely by Scooter
Your mom finds out she's pregnant with you: Final Fantasy Opening with Lyrics by Brentalfloss (lolwut? XD)
Slideshow of her pregnancy: Superstar by Toy Box
While she's delivering you: Watchin’ You Sleep by Bleu (Is my dad Edward Cullen or something? O_e)
Your first birthday: The Real Sugar Baby by Stephanie Beard
You growing up: El Tango De Roxanne by Ewan Mcgregor, Jose Feliciano & Jacek Koman (XD lol I’m a prossy)
Your first day of school: Alluring Secret - Black Vow by Rin/Len Kagamine
Meeting your first friend: Love Story by Taylor Swift (Oooh~)
Your first day of middle school: Unloved by Espen Lind
Meeting your first crush: Oh No You Didn’t by The Wojahn Brothers (XD)
Your first kiss: The Anthem - Christmas Cash by Fred Figglehorn (XD Oh for the love of god no!)
Fighting with your parents: Edd is Here by Anastasia Stephan
Fighting with your friends: eBay Song by Weird Al Yankovic (XD)
Breaking up: Cantarella by Kaito
Your first day of high school: Brooklyn Rage by LittleKuriboh (Pffft what?! XD)
Your sweet sixteen: My Band by D12 ft. Eminem
Your first time having sex: My Generation (cover) - Romeo and Cinderella by Miku Hatsune (Oh finally one that makes sense XD)
Your 18th birthday: Caged Baby Dragon by Luka Megurine (DX Agh! Why does all of these make no sense?!)
Your graduation ceremony: Far Longer Than Forever by Liz Callaway & Howard McGillin
Your first day of college: I’m With You by Avril Lavigne (Aww that’s a good one)
Your first college party: Ticket Out Of Loserville by Son Of Dork (YAY another good one! 8D)
Meeting your true love: Anything You Can Do by Bernadette Peters & Tom Wopat (DX god damn!)
Getting married: Simple And Clean (ending version) by Utada Hikaru (Aww J)
Finding out you/your spouse is pregnant: Hollywood Whore by Papa Roach (XD Yes, I am a whore)
Having your first child: Insane Prayer by Miku Hatsune (XD I must be so high on the drugs I fall in love with my reflection)
Getting old: I Like Your Hair by Scotty Vanity (YAS I’ll still have good hair! 8D)
Your spouse gets sick: Heartbeat - Out There by Tony Jay & Tom Hulce
They die: Halo by Beyoncé (Aww :’) that’s a good one)
At their funeral: I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab For Cutie (That’s a good one too!! D’X)
You end up in the hospital: Deliver Us by Ofra Haza
Your death: Replay by Sean Kingston
Your funeral: If You’re Not The One by Daniel Bedingfield

People's Themes
Yours: According to Plan by Albert Finney, Joanna Lumley, Tracey Ullman & Paul Whitehouse
Your best friend: Sleeping Beauty by Miku Hatsune
Your first crush: Boys Pop Bottles Girls Pop Their Asses by Dot Dot Curve
Your mom: Simple And Clean (remix) by Utada Hikaru
Your dad: Misa’s Song by Shannon Chan-Kent
Your sibling(s): Alice in Dreamland by Kaito
Your worst enemy: The Purple Forest by Miku Hatsune & Kaito (YAS they’ll get lost in a forest >8D)
Your signifigant other: Now That I’m A Woman by Mia Farrow
Your first child: When You Believe by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey
Your first grandchild: Here in Your Arms by HelloGoodbye

What You Listen To When...
You're happy: Dolls by Rin Kagamine
You're upset: Telephone by Rin Kagamine & SF-A2 miki
You're angry: Green Finch And Linnet Bird by Jayne Wisner
You're depressed: I’m Sorry by 1st Lady
You're cleaning: Battlefield by Jordin Sparks
You're working out: He Don’t Love You Like I Love You by Daniel Bedingfield
You're bored: Creepy Song by SONiKA
You're doing homework: Space Shortcut Key Part 2 by Miku Hatsune (Helps in computing ;D)
You're eating: Rule The World by Take That
You're thinking: Tear Drops On My Guitar by Taylor Swift
You're going to sleep: Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield
You're feeling sick: Last Song by Dave Days
You're going shopping: Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright
You're hanging out with your friends: Secret by Luka Megurine
You're on a date: Sally’s Song by Amy Lee
You're having sex: Haunted by Evanescence
You're at a party: Kidnap The Sandy Claws by KoRn
You're driving: I’m A Hex Girl by The Hex Girls
You're on a plane: Bed Intruder by schmoyoho
You're relaxing: Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?! by MikeboySlim
You're on vacation: A Dream Worth Keeping by Sheena Easton

Yeah...mine makes no sense to v_v'

 

T'was a harmless necrobump but next time, just make a new thread if it's one of these (then I can post again :lolface:).