ITT: We post oxymorons

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by What?, Jul 28, 2009.

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    Jumbo Shrimp was used :/gasp:
     
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    Teaches me to read.

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    I remember so many of these. I made a list of a few hundred in 10th grade out of boredom.
     
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    That counts...right?



    ....Okay, I tried. >.>;
     
  9. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    We post, not talk.
     
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  17. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    How is Billy Mays an oxymoron?
     
  18. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    He must have been implying that someone would relate the word "oxymoron" to "Oxi Clean".
     
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