YOU KNOW WHY THE PIRATE WASN'T ALLOWED IN THE MOVIE? IT WAS RATED ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH AHAHAHAHAHAHA.a
But the thread is telling the truth that it's a lie, but it's lying because it's tell the truth, but it's telling the truth that it's a lie, but it's lying because it's tell the truth, but it's telling the truth that it's a lie, but it's lying because it's tell the truth, but it's telling the truth that it's a lie, but it's lying because it's tell the truth, but it's telling the truth that it's a lie, but it's lying because it's tell the truth, but it's telling the truth that it's a lie, but it's lying because it's tell the truth, but it's telling the truth that it's a lie, but it's lying because it's tell the truth, but it's telling the truth that it's a lie, but it's lying because it's tell the truth, but it's telling the truth that it's a lie, but it's lying because it's tell the truth, but it's telling the truth that it's a lie...
Above paradox causes this thread to not exist in viable three-dimensional space. Everyone leave before you all turn into characters from Paper Mario.
Maybe you'd be kidnapped by pirates And they would take you to their hideout As pirates often do But I'd find the secret map And I would vigilante-bushwhack Through the jungles of Peru Just to save you and I'd take you north to Mexico Where you would tell me your life story on the steps of a Mayan temple Where we'd camp singing nonsense songs in 12 bars to the jaguars, until you'd sense me Your eyes convincing, and I would kiss you like a hero in the half-light Dryer sheets and peach shampoo, the smell of palm leaves, I'd sleep against you Until the natives found us, when they would crown us king and queen And we could stay there, spend our days there, eating guava by the sea And I could understand your views and you could fall in love with me And while the silly human race talks to droids in outer-space We grow old and laugh about this song And between the jungle and the stars, you sing nonsense songs in 12 bars to me And in my sleep I hum along
Jesus fuckin christ cin goddamnit i was just about to. Got Sid Meier's Pirates! today. Game is fuckin sweet.
