Story time. Today, the young negro's adventure to the land of movies that they were banned from and arrested at more than a year ago to see the film, Notorious. We arrive, stand around for 5 minutes and converse with others of our kind, then we get in line. Upon reaching the ****** who produces tickets and asking for three tickets to Notorious, we are denied access because my stupid brother for got his ID. So then we walk outside, formulate a new plan, and then return and group up with members of another squad. We then tried to buy tickets again, but some how ended up with tickets for Unborn at 9:15 when it was already 10 o'clock. We were angered by the actions of the pasty white male behind the glass and thus returned in a full squad of six and demanded different tickets. We ended up with Seven Pounds. Since not a single person in the group wanted to see that bullshit and we happened upon a cache of 3D glasses that we promptly and loudly raided, we went to see My Bloody Valentine. It was filled with "OH ****!" "RUN *****!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHITE *****!?" "OH THIS ***** HIT!?" "AH **** HE DID HER NASTY" "YOU A SKANK" "TURN AROUND" "WHY THIS ***** NAKED?" "THIS ***** CRAZY" and "THAT BULLET HAD ME ****ED UP". We left when the movie ended, I went to the bathroom and my sqaudron went into the same movie that started later, exited, went to Notorious, exited, and then went into another Notorious on the other side of the domain. I almost made it into the final Notorious, but then I saw an unmarked door upon so I turned and casualy walked into the bathroom. The same pasty white male followed me. He had surfaced from the mystery door. Another, younger, white male spoke to me while the two of us relieved our selves. He spoke as if he knew me and told me too much ****ing information about his surgery from 3 days ago, even showing me a scar. He was nice, looked a bit familiar, but so do most white people to me and I swear to God I did not know that mother ****er. I then proceded to go buy popcorn and meet up with my brother and the rest of our origional sqaud, went home, checked my messages, and lo and behold I am now going to be doing a song with CRUCIAL!!!! OMFG ONE OF MY FAVORITE RAPPERS IS GONNA DO A SONG WITH ME **** YES!! Thats it for today's story, *******s.
