It's My Birthday!

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  1. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    I always like to think of birthdays as 1 day closer to the day you die.
     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I'm pretty sure you meant this.
     
  3. EDWARD_1 Moogle Assistant

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    You mean year...
     
  4. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Nope, I meant day. You never know, you could die the day after your birthday. Living your life like it's a year before the day you die is just boring, now living like it's the day before you're going to die if full of fun times!
     
  5. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    But then you wouldn't have had to specify birthday.
     
  6. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    I didn't feel like finding the perfect place to say it. Don't question my logic.
     
  7. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I am. I'm questioning it thoroughly.
     
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    This is absolutely terrible.
     
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    You ****er @ss



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    Sigged. .
     
  11. Juicy Chaser

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    oops, I de-repped you on accident.

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  12. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Hm. Happy birthday. I see you have not changed your name yet, though.

    My annual present, of course:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_23


    WHY THE HELL WAS THIS NECROBUMPED?
     
  13. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    Once a year we celebrate
    With stupid hats and plastic plates
    The fact that you were able to make
    Another trip around the sun
    And the whole clan gathers round
    And gifts and laughter do abound
    And we let out a joyful sound
    And sing that stupid song
    Happy birthday!
    Now you're one year older!
    Happy birthday!
    Your life still isn't over!
    Happy birthday!
    You did not accomplish much
    But you didn't die this year
    I guess that's good enough
    So let's drink to your fading health
    And hope you don't remind yourself
    The chance of finding fame and wealth
    Decrease with every year
    Does it feel like you're doing laps
    And eating food and taking naps
    And hoping that someday perhaps
    Your life will hold some cheer

    Happy birthday!
    What have you done that matters?
    Happy birthday!
    You're starting to get fatter
    Happy birthday!
    It's downhill from now on
    Try not to remind yourself
    Your best years are all gone
    If cryogenics were all free
    Then you could live like Walt Disney
    And live for all eternity
    Inside a block of ice
    But instead your time is set
    This is the only life you get
    And though it hasn't ended yet
    Sometimes you wish it might
    Happy birthday!
    You wish you had more money
    Happy birthday!
    Your life's so sad it's funny
    Happy birthday!
    How much more can you take?
    But your friends are hungry
    So just cut the stupid cake
    Happy birthday!