It's my birthday today!

I usually can. And I feel bad because I always post something witty for people's birthdays that I actually care about. Well, most would say it's a dark joke, but it's out of respect. XD

 

Happy birthday!

 

Happy late-ish Birthday!!!

Have you blown out the candles? Their special, I bought em off a guy in a dark alley. He said they were "Dynamite!" . . . Of course he didn't really have enthusiasm when he said it, like he warning me or something. Hahahaha! Wierd right?

 

I made you a cake, sis.

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I'm such a good brother.

 

I've heard of smoking food but this is ridiculous . . .

 

is it still your birthday? because Happy Birthday!!!!! if not, then Happy late Birthday!!! Partay for meh!

 

Aw, you care about me! That makes me feel special. :)

And thanks, Zelda, you're a real pal. (twenty points to whoever knows what movie that's from!)

Dy-na-mi-te? Huh, must be Italian. (ten points to whoever knows what movie that's from.)

Alas, I do not like nuts. Cannibalsim, and whatnot. Besides, I have enough of a cough already without adding lung cancer to the mix.

Thanks, KHRocker! I will! LET'S PARTY, PEOPLES! I ONLY HAVE TWO HOURS TO SPEND HERE TODAY!

 

Fortuitous then, that I made an alternative.

 

Waterfall of cheese, looks . . . healthy. Of course it is technically a vegetable now right . . . or was it fruit . . . whatever.

 

Ooooooh... pizza.... *drools and makes a grab for the pizza.* ARE THERE PINEAPPLE CHUNKS ON IT!?! I love pineapple chunks on Pepperoni pizza.

 

Funny, we're so alike . . . only instead of Pineapple I prefer hot sauce . . .

 

But I don't like Pineapple. Fine, uh... I'll just go get a pineapple, cut it into chunks and throw them on.
Where's that sponge...?

 

Huh... those two things don't sound anything remotely similar to each other to me. XD

I'm obsessed with Pineapple. And what's more, I was obsessed with pineapple before I started watching Psych. That show just gave justification (sort of) to my obsession.

 

Oh yea . . . hehehe whoops, i'm always confusing completely opposite things as being related. I feel sorry for that poor guy . . . he never expected that . . .

 

lol, alright, I'm confused. (easily accomplished) What poor guy, never expected what?

 

I'm always confusing things as being related . . . the poor guy I ran up to and hugged thinking we were related . . . this situation that never happened except in my head . . . all for you . . . all for you :D

 

Oh, lol, I get it now. Haha, yeah. I know somebody that used to be like that. We were walking down the street once and he started chasing this car yelling "MOM!!! HEY, MOM, WAIT!" Then he stopped, said, "Whoops, not my mom!" And came running back.

 

Lol I did mistake another boy for my cousin once when I was younger. Ran half way through my yard at night, stopped mid step saw it wasn't my cousin, did an instant 180 and casually walked back inside my home like, "Guess I was wrong, hahahahahaha!"

 

lol, my mom has a story of me when I was a toddler. My dad was in the army, and we were at the airport to pick him up, and I saw another guy in the uniform and ran up and hugged him before I realized it wasn't my dad. She says it scared me half to death. XD