IT'S ALLLLLLLLLLL OVVVVVVER

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can anyone tell me what level Rick Gastly is at

 

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This is like the whole 'Even a monkey can type a Shakespeare play, if given enough time'.

But now 'Even thousands of bored geeks can defeat Pokemon, if given enough time.'

 

Way less time than it'd take monkeys to write Shakespeare though, take that evolution.

 

This proved two things

(1) People can achieve great things working together
(2) They can't do it without spawning dumb fucken memes that ruin Flareon for me forever

 

That's ok though, Flareon is the worst of the 1st gen Eevelutions.

 

LISTEN

...Arright I guess I can't do anything about that BUT IT'S FIRE AND I LIKE FIRE

...ALSO FLUFFY

 

I know, I like fire too, but dude, Arcanine has all your fluffy fire needs for Gen 1.

Dat Vaporeon tho', dude is a tank.

 

Anything you say may and will be used against you in a court of law.

 

But Arcanine is like the Fluffy Hero

Flareon is the Fluffy Hothead

They are a crime-fighting duo u see

 

I'd totally watch a detective show like that.

Basically True Detective with fire dog and...fox, yeah i'd call Flareon fox like.

 

Jolteon best Eeveelution.

Espeon, Umbreon, Vaporeon, and Sylveon are all good too.

 

I usually pick Charmander or bulbasaur, and 95% of water pokemon in gen 1 are fish and I aint no fishy friend, so Vaporeon is my go to water guy.

 

Vaporeon is a badass.

I dare anyone to try and take mine out with one hit. Seriously.

He took an Earthquake from a mega Mewtwo X while he was at 90 HP and lived on 1 HP, then proceeded to **** that Mewtwo's ****.

 

You want stats and competitive play, Espeon out does each and every Eeveelution. It has one of the best abilities in the game- Magic Bounce- That destroys a person's sabotage strategy.

For appearance... I love my Sylveon <3

 

This is my reasoning for always picking Flareon.

 

They gave Flareon Flare Blitz in Gen VI, yo

Who's useless now?