"It's all right for someone to sleep past noon every once in a while."

"That's what it means to be a free human being."

 

What in the world are you even...?

 

I'll say that at the first day of Philosophy class tomorrow... which of course I'll be late to anyway...

 

Why is the color of snow white?

 

Ś̩̪̲o͍͙͙̙͖̬ ͕̘̟̙t̺͕̙h̡̜̻̠̪̻a̗̻̳͇t̞͡ ̮͓̤͙͍t̛͚̫̫͕̳̘h̳͖̻e͏̦̰̠̦̺̝͕ ͖̻̳bl͈̭̱̤ͅo̪̦̤̳̗̰͞o̧̟d̹̦̖̹ ̳̩̹̹͉̟͠ͅo͏f͖͙͕͎ ̖̟̱̞̦̥̗͜m̖̙̠̤͠ạ̱̳̠̗͟i͍̤̖͖̖̭͈d̫̪̹̪̖ḛ̱̥̤̭͉n̤̮ͅs͎͇̫̤̯̭ ͜m͏͎̹͈a̩̭y͈̥̲̗̜̲͡ ̶̩b͔̻͇̥̮͘e͏͇ ̛̥̝s҉̭̪̱͓h̖̦̯̺̟͚͈̀e̹d̳̹̹̭̣ ҉u̟̗̗̰p̘͍̠͎̟̞o̭̣͕̝͎n̸ ̴̙̟i̧̼t̟̞̭͕͓.҉̗̦͇ ͡ͅW̜̣̩̗̫̣͟h͓͚à̭̦͖̖̥̪̗t̻̼̻'҉͖̜̹̯͓s̗̳͓͝ ̭̟̟t̸͚h̪͕͈̳̻e̯͉̞̞͉͎̙͘ ̘̺̱̪p̫̮͚̥͚o̠͙̫̞͍̜i̮̼͝n̴̻̜̲̥ͅt̢ o͎͚̹̰̰͡ͅf̥ ̸̜̗a̞̯̱̗̜̙̼͠n̨͇ ̟̼͍̩in͈̙n҉̦͖̰͉͖͈ó̪̲c̰̬̭͚̦̫ͅu̧̳̬͔o͍̪͓̝u͍͘s҉̞̠̰̺͙̹ ̗͔̜e̩x̳̝̭̰͈í͓̣̦ṣ̝̠͖t̤̦͕̱̱̺͢e̮͍͖̤͚͈̭͝ǹç̟̰̹e̺̗͓̫̦̼ͅ,̢͔̱̺ ͔͖͉͚͙i̟̼̟͓̲̹̕f̡͔̲̙͇̩͉̪ n̞̰̩͚͟o̲̘̣͖̼ͅt͙ ̱͓͠ț̼̣͓̺͕̫o ͔͉̦̠̣͙̻b̛̝̲̫͚̺͎̫e̠̼͖̗̤ ̵̮̥̬͓b͏͕̞͉̬l̸̘̤e̴̫͍̝m͞i̞̱̬̜͓̗s̰̳͔̺͙h҉̯e̶̱̫̺̪͕̘̮d?̳̦͔͢ ̼̬̟̭

 

Catching unicorns.

 

S̕illy̴ ̷h͜uḿan.͟ ̸Yo͡u͠ ca͝n͞'̢t ͠con̡qu̷e҉r a n̶at̸i͠on ẃi͠th̨ ͢aid̵ of a ͘un̵i̶co͏r͟n,҉ l͘e͠s͘t̴ ̸it'͢s҉ f͏ro͟m̶ ̡th̀e ̛a͜i̷d ̸ơf̨ a̶ ͞d̀ea͢ḑ on͝e̡. Th̸ȩ ̕al̡i͠cór͡n͝, ̨w҉ith͞ i҉t҉s ųnb͠r͟i͡d̡ļed̴ ̸p̴o͞t̨e҉n̷c̴y; it͜ ̷co̸u̧l̶d b͞e̕ ̶h̨a̡ŗne͠sse̕d as҉ a͢ ͢m̛ak̕eśhift we͏apon̡ p͡e͞rhap̵s, ̷bu͢t ҉e͝v̨e͜n s͟o t͘h̡e͢ questi̴on ͠r̨emains: ̕ho͞w̵ ͢do̧ yo̧u co̧nq́u͢e̷r͞ a ͘un̷ic̷or͟n?̶

 

By being a pure maiden. That's why we need innocous existences: as bait.

 

S͈̹͈͚̭͎̲i̮̺͖̰̩̣͇l̜͇̳l͖͍̗̼y̯͎̘͇̜̗ ̬͖̜̱h̨͚͖̫̺̣̩͎u̺̲͎͇͕͕m͎a̱̜̠͕̜n̹̬̬͕̼̲ ̢͇͔͚̻͓.̣͓̥ ̰̫̗̫̩͙.͎̞͘ ̶.̬͖͕̘͓͙͠

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You͜r͡ įņt̨er̷nal͡ mo̧du̕s ̶op҉erandi̷ p̶le͏ase͝s ͠m͢e͟ greatly.

 

I feel the day is terribly wasted if I wake up past 11, let alone 12.

Carpe diem, vulgaris populus!

 

None of you watched Toonami that night, noted

 

I'm pretty sure people here did watch Big Oaf, but don't remember it at the drop of a line regardless of which line it is.

 

I'm going to use this as my next pick-up line.

 

> sleeps past noon all the time
> shame?​

 

I've been sleeping until 4/5 pm all summer oops?