It's a me

I'm a back. Miss me?

 

Actually, yeah.
You were one of the few signs of intelligence around here.

 

Aw, shucks. Hopefully I won't be taking anymore long periods of no posts for a while.



So, how has old KHV been? Flame wars, scandals, noobs, pointless internet drama? It's late on a Wednesday and I need something to entertain me.

 

The usual crap we go through.
But I wouldn't say you missed anything important.

Welcome back.

 

Hmm, guess I better get going and spread some crap of my own.

 

Welcome back good sir.

Your name looks more like a misspelled "Time Raper" than it does Time Reaper I must say.

Anyhow, how was your time away?

 

It was a deliberate mistake- either you can Reap time (i.e, send to the afterworld) or you can Rape it. Or maybe Rape then Reap, or possibly Reap then Rape it when it is already in the afterlife.


But only Яǽр allows you to do both at the same time.




That said, my time away has been filled with many things, good and bad. Including, but not limited to, Italian people, Austrian people, Norweigan people, bad Christmas haul, the Exmoor Beast, outrage at society, schoolwork, Maths Tutoring (That is, I am Tutoring, not I am being Tutored), good music, bad music, good films, bad films, amusing things, happy things, sad things, annoying things.


Oh, and braces.