It was a day I'd not forget...

the day that I first met my pet,
oh, what a lovely gift to get,
I’d never felt so… naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was,
this darling little ball of fuzz,
and oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,
demand that I be… naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
and fetching fur did hypnotize,
and filled with joy and filled with sighs,
and that’s when I got… nauuughtyyyy.

 

WHAT'S YER OFFER

wait shit wrong monster

 

Retuuuuuurn the Slab.
Or suffer my cuuuuuuuurse.

I was never aware that Eustace was a monster. Sure he's Courage's worst enemy, but still o:

 

Ar ar arwrrr rrrrrr rwra!

 

every time that dude said 'naughty' i would lol so hard.

that dude was creepy.

 

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!!