It has been 50 years since we abandoned KHV.

Please pretend that this is in the Introduction Section.
Hey, I'm sure nobody who posts here now ever knew me, but I just found this place in my bookmarks on an old computer of mine and thought I'd come back and post like old times.

It's actually kind of funny. Back in the day, we all used to joke about how nobody could ever leave, but then a lot of us suddenly did, and a bunch more members followed. Eventually, a newer member called SynK bought the site and breathed some new life into it by attracting new members from other sites. I guess someone else has bought the site since then, though. Anyway, the good old members just kept leaving and even though a lot of good new members joined, they just weren't my old friends that I loved, hated, and loved to hate. I knew some members who I'm sure would still be around even now, but they kind of had to leave, if you catch my drift.. I clung to the site until the very end, though. I was stubborn like that. A bunch of members called me out on being stubborn and closed minded a lot and even though I couldn't let them be right way back then, I guess they were. Even acknowledging that, though, I haven't changed a bit in that respect.

So, how is everyone? I was a 2006er, so I probably don't know anyone who's joined in the past 50 years since I last logged on, but there's no reason not to ask. Maybe I'll stay and make some new friends. Most of my old friends are probably gone for good by now anyway. And hey, if any of my old friends are still here, did any of you ever bet sprothe?

 

So the "curse" still works after 50 years.
Well there goes all hope.

 

You're not fooling anyone, Keyblade Spirit.

 

Is that really you, Amaury? I thought your wife posted that you were "leaving" back in 2020. I must have been thinking of a different member. It's good to know that you're still alive even though you're just as oblivious as I remember.

 

KS Holy **** how ya been dude?

 

I've actually been really great! Remember how I'd get obsessed over a new girl every six months or so? Well I finally met someone a while after I left. We got married some 30 years ago and it's been amazing ever since. My only regret is that I never got to make that game I had in mind, but it's okay because everything else completely makes up for it.

 

don't be silly, who would ever mate with amaury?
don't answer that, actually.

but hey man howsit hanging.

 

I've been good. I'm married now and my kids (two girls, one boy) are taking good care of my wife and I in our old age. My granddaughter is starting high school tomorrow too, so I took her shopping for supplies and clothes in order to be the cool grandpa.

 

So who else immediately wants this game?

 

Yeah, no. Like I said, you're not fooling me.

It's 2013. August 18, to be exact.

 

Dude you're only like 70 you should be out doing normal elderly things like playing golf or gambling.

 

Guys, I think Amaury has dementia or Alzheimer's or something. Should we get in contact with his kids so they can put him in a home?

I tried playing electronic bingo at the senior center, but I couldn't get into it. It's just not the same as the video games I used to play (and still do). At least they fixed the Call of Duty franchise. Ever since the RPG spin-off, all the games have been great.

Guys, I think Amaury has dementia or Alzheimer's or something. Should we get in contact with his kids so they can put him in a home?

 

I don't even remember you.
The heck.

 

50 years. 50 years and you're still using that stupid ****ing joke.

 

That's awesome! I ended up marrying my gorlfriend from on here about 35 years ago, and our Daughter Lyra invented time and alternate universe travel! Guess what: the Doctor exists!

 

I'm not arguing about CoD, but I just can't get into it after what it started out as. I'll stick to waiting for KH3, thanks.

also why the f*ck would you play electronic bingo. shits boring unless someone hits the explosion square.[DOUBLEPOST=1376889379][/DOUBLEPOST]

are we sure HoT's not the one with dementia

 

Actually, it started out fine and then turned horrible in the third game. It got better when Square Enix bought the franchise. They're also working on a Half Life crossover with Valve. I don't think it'll be any good, but I doubt it can be any worse than Half Life 3 was.

And don't you mean KoH3? KH3 was released in 2020, right before they rebooted it as Kingdom of Hearts.

He's probably got it too. We should put Amaury and him in the same home!

 

That's what I meant. i forgot the 'o'.

But yea, I doubt anything could be worse than Half Life 3. sh*t was more of a disappointment than duke nukem forever.

 

Braiiiins....

That is all. Carry on.

*gnaws severed arm*