It all began when... Okay, as a heads up, the title doesn't have to do much with this at all. Prepare to laugh your a-*ahem* Arse, off. First fanfic... I hope it comes out good. Oh. And this is just completly random stuff. ~~~ Axel picked up a blue fluffy teddybear off of his bed. "Hmph. Saix must've put you here after Larxene made a big fit over someone stealing her cookie. Well Bear, what should I do with you? Box you? Put you on a shelf?" He asked it, staring down at it. "You Shall surrender to the darkness!" It said. Axel shreiked and ran out of his room, across the hall to the den. "See? Extra speakers make the sounds and voices a billion times more realistic and impressive!" Xigbar insisted in the den while he played his Ps2. "Submit! Die-Hero! *Insert another random sound affect*!" were sound affects from his game. "Yeah. Those screams sound really Genuine" Xemnas said, staring at the TV. Axel's door was wide open when he thought the bear was talking, and the den was across the hall from his room, with sound affects. Cuddly bear+Killing game sound affects= Axel screaming like a little sissy. Mweep! Mweep! Mweep! Demyx sat up in his bed and yawned as his alarm clock went off. He rolled out of it and shoved his cloak on, then went to his mirror to do his hair. He dunked his hand in his gel bottle. No gel. "FRIGGITY-!" He cursed, raching for his hair spray. He popped the cap off and sprayed it over his hair, then formed his hair. "Look out world! Demyx is up and ready for a brand new day!" He yelled as he entered the kitchen through a corridor of darkness. Larxene was sitting at the table, sipping on cocoa. She looked at Demyx. "...It's 6 pm on Saturday, Demyx". "Wait.. Saturday? Frig! I could of slept in late then!" Demyx yelled, growling and stomping off. Larxene sighed, taking another sip of her cocoa. "Boys are weird.." She grumbled. Zexion poked up behind Roxas, shaking and one eye twitching. He was grinning in a mad way. Roxas twitched and turned, smiling a little. "Oh, hey Zexion.." He greeted. The grey haire man only store at him freakishly. Then he picked him up by the front ofthe cloak. "IJUSTHAD50PACKSOFSUGAR!@U(*&$*&*!" He yelled in his face, his eye twitching extremly fast. He dropped Roxas and zoomed off, disapearing from the hallway in less thana millasecond. "I gotta warn the others.." He said, getting up anf running off. He ran into the den. "GUYS! ZEXION'S HAVEING A SUGAR RUSH!" He yelled quickly. Xemnas and Xigbar turned. "Code grey50?" Xigbar asked. Roxas nodded fast. "Oh crap.. Xigbar. Get out the net." Xemnas commanded, standing up from the couch. Xigbar saluted and dove into a closet.
It is pretty funny. But you need like a story , this is just some funny organization stuff put togheter (: It's a little weird basing a whole story on a sugar crush xD anyway pretty funny stuff x3
It all Began When... Part Numero Dose(Spanish for two!) ~~~~ Zexion popped up behind Vexen. "VEXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! MYMAAAAAN!" He yelled in his ears. Vexene screeched and dropped a tube he was holding, which was filled with acid and began to devour his shoe. "Dear lord Zexion! Don't suprise me like that when im in the lab!" He hissed, turning to him. Zexion only store at him, grinning and his eye twitching. "SQUEEE^&^$@*T%R&^&!!!" "DEAR LO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!." Larxene stood by the lab door, her head oput up to it. Then she screamed with Terror as Zexion portaled up behind her. "HILARXENE!" He shreiked. "HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Larxene yelled as she ran down the hallway, being chased by Zexion Xigbar came to a large door inside the closet. "Erm... okay.." He said, picking up a large fishnet and carrying it out. "Dude, there's like, a big closed door in there.." He reported to Xemnas when he came back out. Xemnas ignored him and grabbed the net. "BONZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!" He screamed and ran out of the den, leaving Xigbar staring at where he once stood. "O....kay..." He peeped, titching with the weird thought. "Am I the only one sane now?" He asked nothing. --- It all began when... Numero trese! (Heh, It's 3 in Spanish) --- Larxene ran right past the net that Xemnas had set out. Zexion came running around the corner after her, and tripped into the net. The net wrapped up into a ball around him, then was pulled up. "HEY! GET ME DOWN!" He yelled angrily, beginning to come to his sences. Larxene stopped and turned, snickering. "Ha! We got you Zexion!" She called. Xemnas came out from a portal. "SWEET VICTORY!" He yelled triumphintly, cutting the rope to Zexion's net. It dropped him to the ground. "Oi... do It gentlier next time!" Zexion cursed, getting up and stomping off, leaving Xemnas and Larxene giggling to themselves. Xigbar was going around telling everyone about the door in the closet, but they didn't care, or they just thought her was drunk and imagining things. Finally he came up to Zexion. "Dude! There's this giant door in the den closet!" He said. "Let me see.." The grey haired man growled, pulling Xigbar through a portal to the closet. Zexion looked up as they entered it, and was stunned. Xigbar was ACTUALLY right. "SEE! I told you!" Xigbar insisted, grunting and crossing his arms. "We gotta tell everyone." Zexion said. "HEY! Who's this we? You're telling them!" He hissed. "No! Both of us!" he argued back. "They won't believe me!" Xigbar barked. "You do the talkin!" He snapped, refusing to tell the others. Zexion groaned. "FINE." He snapped, walking out of the closet and out of the den. ------------------------------------- Weee, this is getting fun.
It all began when... Numero quatro! (4) --- Zexion portaled into the kitchen, where Xaldin was rapidly cutting vegtibales with a spear. "Im Suprised you haven't lost a finger yet" He said simply. Xaldin shrieked in suprisment, dropping his spear and... well... um... SCHOP! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" He screamed holding his hand which was now thumbless. Zexion quickly portaled away before he could be accused of cutting his own memeber's thumb off. Everyone was silent and they store towards the kitchen. Xaldin's yell rung through the castle for minutes. Then there were louds sobs of pain. "Poor dude... he finally lost a finger..." Xigbar said as Zexion came into the den. Even the extra speaker game sound effects were overlapped. "WHAT THE HECK IS-... Hurk!" Xemnas roared as he came into the kitchen, then seeing Xaldin's thumb squirming wildley on the cutter board. He held his hand over his mouth as his cheeks turned green, then he upchucked on the ground. Demyx watched. "Holy..." He whimpered, running off. "LAAAAARXEEEEENE!" He caleld through the halls. Larxene portaled behnd up behind him. "Im in the middle of Endless melee in SSMB, it better be important" She hissed, whering only jeans and a tee. "Xemnas upchucked and Xaldin lost a finger!" He exclaimed. The blonde groaned and walked off towards the kitchen, Demyx following close behind.
