Is it bad if my girlfriend likes me this much?

Being a smart ass is like being a ****** or just sarcastic. Right?

 

I suppose I can expect that it was a bit of a joke, this is the Spamzone, but at the same time, some people post seriously in this section, like Tummer with his heart transplant.

I know I haven't been exactly an angel to anyone these last couple of days, but really, I think it would do everyone nice to lay off each other.

Iobee, Makaze is right, your girlfriend isn't some sort of trophy to show off, to constantly talk about as if you won her in a contest. If you weren't actually being serious, and then led us onto believe she actually wanted to have the kind of sex that involved dressing up, that's not right on your part. I know you'll apologize because you're just that kind of sensible guy.

And tred around Vivi carefully, I think he may be irritated by you. C'mon Vivi, the staff is already hot on the trail of the misgivings in the Spamzone, don't let them start punishing people, it's not worth it.

Perhaps we should all try being nice to each other?​

 

Sarcasm is correct.

 

But then again, wouldn't I have posted this in "Help with Life" if I had been serious? Envy and Axis clearly knew I was joking.

 

Alrighty then. . . :3

 

what we learned today:
what a smartass is firsthand
how to survive on KHV
envy floats like the wind
saxima is nice
nyan cat is slowly improving

 

Hey, don't do that.

Not everyone will know you're joking. Perhaps it's just better to lean away from all of this?​

 

Not many people use that section even if they are serious. That and even if you meant what you were saying, it didn't have to be something you thought was important enough to ask for help on; many probably thought you were just showing off.

 

You apologized, and that was cool, don't back yourself up.
It was dicky.

 

I'm trying to be nice. But I do feel bad that I caused something yet again...

 

I have a much better idea. Let's get a bot in here that makes the first reply to every Spam Zone thread. If it gets hostile, we all direct our anger to him and he'll make one reply for every ten times his initial post is quoted. He'll also reply to all PMs and VMs to him in case people need someone to yell at in private. I call it Operation Whipping Bot. Surely there's someone here who can code this, right?

 

And Britishism is actually the immortal shaman retelling the tales of KHV to some kid who found his cave.

I didn't know whether this thread was a joke or not, I'm just a troll.

 

Slowly improving is better than not​ improving.

 

I dont say anything that doesn't have merit, and I'm blunt but I'm not hostile, there's a reason I'm still around if what I was saying was any cause for concern for the staff, they'd have banned me long ago, all in the wording.

 

Take pride in knowing how to get the spamzone riled up...well actually I don't think you even know how you do it, you just do it.

 

No, no, no. Please, just stop.

Look, I know things have been . . . unwell for you these last few days on KHV, but if you drag this out any more, it's just going to get worse. Let's not do that.

Let's not communicate with what makes us unhappy. If that means you have to stay away from the Spamzone, then that's that. Breathe. It'll be okay.​

 

Indeed, we already have starseeker3 for that.

 

This is canon

 

Seen here: A wild case of self-fulfilling prophecy in its natural habitat.

 

Written in the KHV history books now.