[insert random title here because I'm too lazy to think of one]

...hmmm this may my biggest battle yet, .. i shall use girl scout cookies, both tag alongs and dosidos along with millions of lovers...hehe

 

This calls for drastic measures.

I will fling jam on you with my SPOON CATAPULT.

 

Scores:
Beyond: 4 1/2 (for jam catapult)
thelightisgone123:2 1/2

 

hmmmm *uses L as sheild*
i didnt want to have to use this. peanut butter team up with jelly and use your sandwiches to stop jam

 

Minus points from thelightisgone123 for using L as a shield. Use Near.

 

.....no i shall not use near, *kicks near out of way and uses Matsuda*
i canz haz mi pointz bak nao

 

Jelly is a double agent working for jam, thus your plan fails!

Also... using L as a sheild? PAH.


Easy takeover there.

 

how..how could you jelly all of those years, you hear so much about peanut butter and jelly not about jam and jelly....tear wait a minute...*walks over and knocks over jam jar over counter*. its made of glass wheras peanut butter jars are made of plastic hehe.

 

No Matsuda either. You cannot use any of my Nintendogs. Coincidentally, the people you picked were the names of my nintendogs. I swear to god, I'm not lying.

Scores:
Beyond: 4 (no using L as shield)
thelightisgone123:1

~edit~ thelightisgone123, i hate to say, pwned the jam jar. 1 more point for him.

 

*...pours sugar on peanut butter toast and hands to L in order to revive*
what do you mean what names love?

 

Quite durable glass, actually. Anyways -takes flamethrower to peanut butter jar-

I blind you by smearing jam all over your computer screen!

I have no choice. He used L as a shield first and came at me, what was I supposed to do? I revere L, he's a great man. He's a hero.

He just turned out to be an ass who USED me.

ANYWAYS

 

Scores:
Beyond: 6 (two points for destroying peanut butter jar and awesome attack on the computer screen)
thelightisgone123: 2

 

*licks screen clean* i will admit jam is yummy but peanut butter is betterz
..you wanna play heat games huh.
*puts jam jar into microwave for 7584371587438578435437584375843 minutes and leaves and blows up jam factorys*

 

Scores:
Beyond: 6
thelightisgone123: 3

 

Jelly and jam always conquer over the mighty sticky, deliciousness that is peanut and the butter.

 

Psh, I am Beyond Birthday. I have an unlimited supply of jam in an unknown area. Not to mention the shinigami are quite kind to me considering I share eyes with them :3


Now come on, that all you got?

 

Scores:
Beyond: 7
thelightisgone123: 3

 

...alright ill do it....
*steals nuclear warhead launch codes, grabs peantubutter, hindes deep underground, and sets off all war heads*
...umm hello anyone alive?
what the hell i say we get a new judge......jam gets points for doing nothing lol and we all know you favor jam love.

 

Scores:
Beyond: 7
thelightisgone123: 4

 

Beyond Birthday still stands.

Time to finish this!

Go, Shinigami! All of you! Attack!

-watches in satisfaction as they all simultanously kill you-
-nails a wara ningyo to the wall and burns all the peanut butter in your posession-

Well then. I think we know the moral here.


Never mess with Jam.