Heh, inspired by 4chan. <_<; Music: In The Egg - Cooking Park Lyrics: Trigger It starts with one egg and another It doesn’t even matter how long you stir Keep the temp low so you can watch the show just don't go [BUUUUUURN THHE DOOOOUUGH] time is a valuable thing Watch it end now as the egg timer rings [IT'S ALMOOOSSST DOOOOONE] Didn't add enough dough Watch the time go down low Tying my bib on Didn't mix the dough Wasted it all just to watch [JUST TO WATCH IT GRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW] I turned of the stove And even though I tried it all blew apart What it was supposed to be Will eventually be in my tummy in do time I TRIED TO BAKE A ****ING EGGGG BUT IN THE END, IT DIDN'T EVEN BATTER I HAD TO CRAWL TO SAVE MY DRAAAAAWS BUT IN THE END, IT TURNED OUT TO BE A ****ING DISASTERRRERRRRERERRRRRR One thing, I don't know why It doesn't matter how hard I stir Weeping in my mind That I designed this egg To remind myself how I suck at baking [Baked an eggggg] Appatite is really bothering me Acting like it's really hard to pee Remembering all the times you beat with me I'm surprised and torn apart [Torn apaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrt] Things were unstable before I couldn't even bake anymore Not that I was a chef then again But it all comes back to me in the end [ IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND] I baked an egg this one time And even though I tried it all blew apart What it was supposed to be Will eventually be in my tummy in do time I TRIED TO BAKE A ****ING EGGGG BUT IN THE END, IT DIDN'T EVEN BATTER I HAD TO CRAWL TO SAVE MY DRAAAAAWS BUT IN THE END, IT TURNED OUT TO BE A ****ING DISASTERRRERRRRERERRRRRR Put my egg beaters in you, I pushed as far as it can go And for all this there's only one thing you should know..... I PUT MY EGG BEATERS IN YOUUUUU PUSHED AS FAR AS IT CAN GO AND FOR ALL THIS, THERE'S ONLY ON THING YOU SHOULD KNOOOOOOW I TRIED TO BAKE A ****ING EGGGG BUT IN THE END, IT DIDN'T EVEN BATTER I HAD TO CRAWL TO SAVE MY DRAAAAAWS BUT IN THE END, IT TURNED OUT TO BE A ****ING DISASTERRRERRRRERERRRRRR
