In Soviet Russia...

In soviet russia, women eat YOU! XD

 

In Soviet Russia, men like you!!

 

Originally posted by Family Guy?


Get off the internet.

 

In Tsar Russia, Ivan the Terrible terrorize you!

 

In Soviet Russia, Donald calls you a stupid son of a *****.

 

In Soviet Russia, people don't make lame jokes about what it's like to be in Soviet Russia

 

LOL.


In Soviet Russia, bombs kill you!!!

 

My physics teacher is Russian.

 

I have two russian friends and one of them doesn't care if you make jokes about Russia.

 

How do you kill a bomb? Noob.

 

Obviously either it really isn't a joke, or you shoot another bomb at the first.

 

In Soviet Russia, this joke is still old and terrible.

 

In Soviet Russia, Games Play You!

 

In Soviet Russia, the web surfs you!

 

In soviet russia, you put mustard on hot dogs

 

In Soviet Russia, Hot Dogs Put Mustard On You.

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In Soviet Russia, PBJ sandwich make you!!