Imagine if tumblr was just deleted from the internet

"I'm AWAB (assigned white at birth), but identify as black. I'm also latino-dragonfly-kin (yes, I'm a latino dragonfly stuck in the body of a black man who most people think of as white. don't judge.) and have an asian headmate. Is it OK if I hang out here? (basically I'm assuming you're not trans-racist.)"

"I sad that we should refer to animals with gender-neutral pronouns because they can’t inform us that they prefer. As humans, we can convey to each other what pronouns we prefer. "

"Just wanted to say that I am really tired of the oversexualization of vampires because it DOES affect a lot of vampyre aces who don’t even have sex ok thanks"

 

I think I'd go to jail, but not before the cleansing begins.

 

I... stay away from those corners of tumblr.

Far away.

 

Wat.

 

watwat.

 

Look at this nutjob. He thinks Tumblr is round. Everyone knows that Tumblr is flat.

 

Please. Everyone knows tumblr is a square. The people who fit in cozy up near the surface while everyone else sticks out like the terrifying sea monsters we know exist between the normal and... other side.

 

whats tumblr

 

I don't see how tumblr being a square conflicts with tumblr being flat.

 

I think tumblr is still just a dark pocket dimension in space that pulls unsuspecting individuals in.

 

All squares are flat, but not all flat objects are squares. Ya gotta specify, man...

 

I can't believe I forgot I saw this. This is my favorite post ever.

 

I'd have to go someplace else for my porn.

 

like an actual porn site?

 

So pretty much this:

 

"Oh no, now I have to get my wallpapers from photobucket again"

B|

 

Or Imgur.

 

Nah. I'm an asexual. I don't need it enough to actually pay for it.

 

lol