where you are the only person whose normal walking speed is greater than two feet per hour. That's how I feel every day because everybody walks so slowly. For the last time, I am not in a hurry. This is just how I walk!
No matter who I'm with, I'm always told to slow down by people cuz apparently I walk too fast. I don't walk very fast at all, everyone I know just mives like a snail, so I know how ya feel lol
Is this the same fictional world where people don't walk next to each other on sidewalks disrupting other walkers and fat people don't walk in the middle of said sidewalks effectively doing the same thing? what a dream
No. People walk in groups of three side by side by side and you're the only person who wants to get to the break room quickly so as to maximize the time when you're able to sit down.
And then there's that one gal who decides that right after lunch when everybody needs to clock in is the best time to use the time clock to check her hours for the week.
Is this the same world where everyone else is that one person at the ATM who doesn't know how it works?
