I'm tired of hearing about this guy...

His name is "CandleJack" and everyone just won't shu

 

Is today like, newfag day or something?

 

Yes it is. Who the hell is "shu"?

 

okay...? I never heard of candlejack...

 

For some reason I picture him as a tall, gaunt man in a black suit with a jack-o-lantern as a head.

 

PROTIP:http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Candlejack

 

ah...so thats who he-

 

And this person is on KH-Vids?

 

I'm his brother. He just disappeared all of sudden. It's only a matter of time before CandleJack gets m

 

Damn i

NONO, I mean damn hi

 

NOOOOOOO Jaxed!

He must have been taken by CandleJa-

Who the hell are you?
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No I was just talking about this dude named CandleJack on a forum...
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Where are you going to take me...?
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Sure, but I need to finish putting the trebuchet MS font on my message, just wait a sec-

 

4444444CCCCHAAAAAANNNN.

 

*Raises hand*
I know where we are going!

 

This whole Candlejack thing is a load of bullsh

 

Rules 1 & 2, newfag.

 

Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids.

And anyone who calls someone else a newfag is a newfag themselves.​

 

NO U.

Also, Rules 1 & 2 were first created to keep people out of it. If no one heard of it, no one stupid would be able to join it. It would be pure. However, after rules 1 & 2 were broken time after time by new****, they deemed the original rule a lost cause and changed the rule to only apply to raids, hoping that they would at least be smart enough not to mention it then.

EDIT: Btw, I'm ending the arguement, because fighting on the internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still ******ed.

 

OH GOD YOU ARE JUST ASKING FOR IT.

Oh well. -ends as well-​

 

Right.......And now, to our second order of business...........

If only I knew what the second order of business was........

 

Knowing the location of where Candlejack is taking us.

I know!