I'm thinking of writing a Christmas song

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  1. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    What should I mention?
    I don't want it to be a typical "I LOVE YOU! IT'S CHRISTMAS!" I kinda wanna get angry with it...
    Ideas?
    (No, I don't care how silly they are, that's why I asked the Spam Zone)
     
    axel-chanviii, Dec 12, 2011
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  2. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Death of the year? Seeing as it's the last big holiday before the new year begins?

    Just throwing **** at your face like a nervous monkey!
     
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  3. Krowley Moderator

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    I recall recently watching a youtube video with a song called "Santa hates poor kids."
    Maybe you could get some material off that.
     
    Krowley, Dec 12, 2011
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    Write a politically correct Christmas carol. A Christmas carol in which you never mention Christmas. Or God. Or Jesus. Or snow.
     
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  5. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    The original version of a really old Christmas song:

    Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat,
    Please put a penny in the old man's hat.
    If you haven't got a penny, a hay-penny will do,
    if you haven't got a hay-penny, God bless you!

    My version of that old christmas song:

    Christmas is coming, the goose is in the freezer,
    please give a dollar to a local geezer.
    If you don't got a dollar, than fifty cents'll do,
    if you don't got fifty cents, my taxes go to you.
     
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    [video=youtube;daBH2IlWcmM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daBH2IlWcmM[/video]
     
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  7. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    I know that song. My great-nanna used to sing it every Christmas....
     
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  8. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Aw, that's cool. Lol, my mom used to sing it a lot when I was a little kid. I never thought I'd meet someone else who knew that song.
     
    Lauriam, Dec 12, 2011
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  9. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Just write a Christmas carol, adding obscene words in randomly.
     
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