I'm stuck in the Sahara Desert and my camel has perished.

What shall I do now?

 

cut it open eat its innards and drink its blood and when its empty.... your f***ed

 

Well..you are Sailor Mercury...you can make water.

 

Hitch a ride with Santa Claus.

 

Call a taxi

 

Call Obi-Wan Kenobi for help. He's your only hope.

 

just stay away from the sand people.... they eat children

 

It's been a few days and I'd rather not feast upon maggot-infested camel intestines, thanks.

Undrinkable salt water.

It isn't Christmas.

Some homeless person back in Cairo stole my cell phone.

I am not one with the Force, contrary to popular belief. Therefore if I ever called upon his wisdom he would simply kick me in the face and steal my wallet running away like a semi-ethereal madman.

 

you seem to be out of options..... use the bat signal!

 

I'll just get in my plane and come save you now :'D

 

Take the camel, make it a hat, run around telling all the indigenous plants and lizards that your hat brings all the boys to the yard, and then you'll be all like "It's better than yours"

 

Call the Gentlemen.

We'll just Roadtrip to you. :3

 

Only works in Gotham.

Someone hijacked your plane.

Okay. Though I'll still die soon enough.

I'M ONLY ****ING 12 YEARS OLD, NOT 62

You can rescue my skeleton in the four years when the road trip begins.

 

OH FINE, I'LL COME AND GET YOU.

Jesus, so argumentive.

 

The hijacker will save you.

 

You're going to be trapped here too.

 

Slice it's cut open to reveal a never-endin' supply of sweeties.

 

The hijacker is Ginta.

I tried that already. My delusions almost made me mistake the intestine for red licorice.

 

fuuuuuuuu-

she knows where I live?

 

No. She just hijacked your plane in mid-flight.