I'm scared.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Saix, Feb 1, 2009.

  1. Saix Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Why are there so many damn weight loss advertisments now? Everytime I come on, I always see two banners, each proclaiming how to lose body fat, one of which has the title "One old rule: Obey", and the other has something like "I lost 25 pounds in 3 weeks". Holy shit, really? I hope you realize how unhealthy that is. And it's not just here, it's like almost every banner I see now. Is anyone else expiriencing this now?
     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    OMFG SHE LOST WEIGHT SO IF I DID WHAT SHE DID I MUST LOSE WEIGHT AS WELL, ALL I NEED TO DO TO FIGURE IT OUT IS TO CLICK ON THIS INTERNET ADVERTISEMENT FOR THIS OBVIOUSLY SUCCESSFUL PROCEDURE I KNOW NOTHING ABOUTa
     
  3. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    What he said.
     
  4. Juicy Chaser

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    Think of all that loose skin :V
     
  5. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Its resolution season. (Or at least was till January ended.)

    Since people view "losing weight" as a resolution all of the bowflex machine whatever stuff will have commercials, and you'll see those obey internet ads that have "before" and "after" that dont look at like eachother.

    Like seriously in one ad the before was white and the after was black
    What the hell?
     
  6. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Reverse Micheal Jackson?