I'm Pregnant

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Darkandroid, Nov 24, 2008.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

  1. Darkandroid Gets it Together

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2006
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    England
    240
    2,629
    http://www.thepregnancytester.com/


    [​IMG]

    Craig, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 9 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    The Father is:

    [​IMG]

    The Pope

    Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

    [​IMG]

    All I can say is LMAO, they pick a random girls name and they happen to pick Elizabeth.
     
    Darkandroid, Nov 24, 2008
    Darkandroid, Nov 24, 2008
    #1

  2. Scott Pilgrim Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2008
    Location:
    Twitter
    245
    3,610
    OoO Use a condom next time Craig! *facepalm*
     
    Scott Pilgrim, Nov 24, 2008
    Scott Pilgrim, Nov 24, 2008
    #2

  3. Noise For Love and Justice

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2006
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Valhalla
    182
    1,387
    CONGRADS CRAIG!!!

    im so happy for yoy!

    :'D
     
    Noise, Nov 24, 2008
    Noise, Nov 24, 2008
    #3

  4. Darkandroid Gets it Together

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2006
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    England
    240
    2,629
    I will take that into consideration next time.
     
    Darkandroid, Nov 24, 2008
    Darkandroid, Nov 24, 2008
    #4

  5. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2007
    Location:
    Location:
    453
    2,194
    My baby is called Jade Karen Schwarzenegger XD

    Born on December 25th 2006?
    7:16pm
    11 pounds 15 ounces

    XD
     
    Fayt-Harkwind, Nov 24, 2008
    Fayt-Harkwind, Nov 24, 2008
    #5

  6. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Gotham City
    125
    884
    Congrats Craig..hope your new family is happy
     
    Rayku, Nov 24, 2008
    Rayku, Nov 24, 2008
    #6

  7. Darkandroid Gets it Together

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2006
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    England
    240
    2,629
    Father ?
     
    Darkandroid, Nov 24, 2008
    Darkandroid, Nov 24, 2008
    #7

  8. Cherry Pie Pwns Gummi Ship Junkie

    Joined:
    May 10, 2008
    Location:
    In your mind
    28
    311
    Congrats on your papal child! XD
     
    Cherry Pie Pwns, Nov 24, 2008
    Cherry Pie Pwns, Nov 24, 2008
    #8

  9. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2007
    Location:
    Location:
    453
    2,194
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
     
    Fayt-Harkwind, Nov 24, 2008
    Fayt-Harkwind, Nov 24, 2008
    #9

  10. Gwen Farewell.

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2007
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    tumblr
    242
    1,199
    Madi Enbom, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 8 oz and have black hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    The father...
    [​IMG]
    Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
     
    Gwen, Nov 24, 2008
    Gwen, Nov 24, 2008
    #10

  11. gintasthebest Traverse Town Homebody

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2008
    Gender:
    Female
    60
    112
    its a girl for me...
     
    gintasthebest, Nov 24, 2008
    gintasthebest, Nov 24, 2008
    #11

  12. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2007
    Location:
    A chess board
    69
    1,233
    I should've pulled out.
     
    White_Rook, Nov 24, 2008
    White_Rook, Nov 24, 2008
    #12

  13. Tikem Gummi Ship Junkie

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2007
    Location:
    Finland
    67
    396
    [​IMG]
    Okay...
     
    Tikem, Nov 25, 2008
    Tikem, Nov 25, 2008
    #13

  14. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2007
    Location:
    The Labyrinth
    790
    3,630
    Holy **** you guys are popping out some ****ing HUGE babies o_o
     
    Catch the Rain, Nov 25, 2008
    Catch the Rain, Nov 25, 2008
    #14

  15. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    czar casm
    896
    2,235
    your giving birth to Harry Potter?

    It's A Boy!

    Samantha, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 5 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
    what the hell? how fat is my kid?

    father:

    The Mailman
    xD
    Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?
    \
    my kids name is Connor Alex Mailman xD
     
    reptar, Nov 25, 2008
    reptar, Nov 25, 2008
    #15

  16. SnoofyXChristhor Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2007
    Location:
    just to let everyone know my cats breath smells of
    92
    649
    [​IMG]
     
    SnoofyXChristhor, Nov 25, 2008
    SnoofyXChristhor, Nov 25, 2008
    #16

  17. O R A N G E C is the heavenly option

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2007
    Location:
    between an erupting earth and an exploding sky
    194
    1,273
    [​IMG]
     
    O R A N G E, Nov 25, 2008
    O R A N G E, Nov 25, 2008
    #17

  18. jafar custom title

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2007
    1,652
    2,247
    It's A Girl!

    Saki, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    [​IMG]

    Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

    [​IMG]
     
    jafar, Nov 25, 2008
    jafar, Nov 25, 2008
    #18

  19. The Fuk? Dead

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    650
    1,634
    These are some fat ass babies...
     
    The Fuk?, Nov 25, 2008
    The Fuk?, Nov 25, 2008
    #19

  20. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2007
    Location:
    somewhere between the bottom of the river vega and
    112
    952
    It's A Girl!

    Evan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 6 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    [​IMG]

    Jesse Jackson

    Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"

    [​IMG]
     
    SpazticFantaztic >:3, Nov 25, 2008
    SpazticFantaztic >:3, Nov 25, 2008
    #20
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
XenPorta 2 PRO © Jason Axelrod from 8WAYRUN.COM