I can't believe this. To have utter disregard for the feelings of another race just because they're different. I thought you were better than this, KH-V. Clearly I was wrong.
I remember that as a kid, I watched a lot of television, and didn't do much else. Then one day there was a race in town, and I saw a bunch of people standing around waiting for the runners to come by. My mom told me they were gonna watch the marathon, and I thought "That's stupid, why would such a huge group of people go stand around on the street to watch a marathon? All the TV's are inside." Then I thought "Wait... What's gonna be playing? I WANNA WATCH!" Yeah, so, that was me as a kid. If it was possible to misunderstand something that was said, I would misunderstand it.
When I first flew on a plane, I looked around for Heaven. I couldn't see it and I was very confused until I remembered the Pledge of Allegiance. I always misheard it as "One kingdom under God, invisible." I figured Heaven was just invisible.
See I was too smart for my own good Even when I was little I started thinkin', "Wait, if Heaven is 'up' but 'up' is different for everybody on the planet... then... ???" And then I realized that we just equate it symbolically with the (traditionally) most venerable of cardinal directions and resolved that it's probably just another plane of existence or smth
Hahaha, that's awesome. XD I remember every time I drew a picture that included something to do with Heaven, I would just draw a golden gate in the clouds. And whenever I showed said picture to anyone I was very careful to explain "I know that Heaven isn't really a golden gate in the clouds. That's just easier to draw." I was always very particular about what I drew. I remember one time I was in Sunday School and we were coloring pre-drawn pictures of Mary and Martha, and I was taking a really long time to draw it. The teacher was like "Honey, I think it's good enough, can you please come over and do songs now?" And I was like "What? No! They didn't give them shadows! I need to draw the shadows!" And she was like "They don't need shadows, it's just a coloring page." And I was like "If they didn't want me to waste time drawing shadows, they should have added them in before they printed the page." I also had this weird fetish with drawing pictures of fast food. I don't even get it now, but if you go through all the drawings my mom saved from my childhood, you'll find several pictures of a Subway Meal, or a McDonalds meal, and they were the subjects of many Magnedoodle pictures as well.
Yeah, it was, wasn't it? :3 However, the teacher just so happened to be my mom, and she pulled the "No, you're done now. Come sings songs" card, so Martha had to go without a shadow. XD
BLECH PARENTS I would've said "I admire your commitment, but maybe you can finish it another time" or something like that
