Speaking of jack, I'm surprised that Fork has managed to stray from his andle-kay ack-jay shenanigans for so long.
It's because he's French. Takes them a while to figure out that jumping over a flame does stuff to your kids.
This thread is now about hiding your kids, wife, pets and self from a certain 51st century man. Run kiddies.
Wow. And Fork, I thought you would totally capitalize on the opportunity that I presented in that one post.
...I actually just saw it. I'll admit,I really like the Candlejack username, but it's something I use about once a year or so. So many in a few months or someth