I'm in a bad mood...

Anyone want to have angry sex?
(that includes you, boys)

 

uh...what??
wan't a cookie instead?

 

Im in an even worse mood, we shouldnt take the risk of an apocalypse.

 

Drop the cookie act,
And your pants.

Trust me,
I'm in the worse mood possible :\

 

What you said there. That could be taken in sexual context.

What you could secretly mean by "we shouldn't take the risk of an apocalypse" actually could mean "We, as in Obsessed and Saint, shouldn't take the risk of doing it with apocalypse, as in Advent."

I love twisting peoples' words. 'Tis quite fun.

 

Maybe it was an intended reference to Advent, maybe it wasnt...you'll never find out the truth! >8D

 

How about you shut your mouth and grab your ankles :]

 

Of course we will. You cannot stop us from discovering the true meaning.
*grabs Taser*

 

wait....wouldn't that be........oh...I get it.....pay no heed to this post.

 

*into fighting stance*
Bring it, short-ass >D

 

Yes. Saint is bisexual.
We've actually known that for quite a while now.

 

I don't talk to you guys. :D So I didn't know. But now I'm a little disturbed, but that's okay.

 

Ha! You've walked into a trap! By being provoked and threatened by me and my handy Taser, you've left yourself vulnerable for things like this.
*A number of large, steel cubes fall on top of Obsessed*

No need to be. Saint may be the Glenn Quagmire of KHV, but he is still a nice person on the inside.

When he isn't tying you to his bed.

 

What? vs. Cariad ?

This is an interesting and an unexpecting fight.

._.

 

Homophobe! O.O

Well you didnt expect me to have my reinforced diamond embedded steel umbrella up! Ha!
You also didnt look behind you!
*a herd of raging bulls tramples what?*

 

*Teleports to a floating platform above the battlefield*
SHAZAM!
*More steel cubes rain to the earth*
WAZAZOOEY!
*Strange creatures, made of a dark, sticky liquid, pull themselves out of the earth, slowly cornering Obsessed*
ALAKAZAM!
*Alakazam appears*
Dammit. Wrong spell. *Puts Alakazam back in his Poke Ball*

 

:]<333

*Is jacking off the the fight*
lolwut?

 

hmmm......you know....your name reminds me of this guy I knew.....his name was UnsaintlySaint. Ever heard of him?

 

O__O oh wow...you take away anger with sex..bad mix

 

*is about to be killed by the creatures*
nyuuuu....!!! *escapes*
*launches nuke at What?*
Escape that fool!
*makes Jigglypuff send you to sleep and ties you up* >D

xDDD
That would be kinda worrying xD