I'm Bored, KH-V; How About a Thread That's Likely to Cause a Shitstorm?

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  1. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    I'm agnostic, try to persuade me to theism or atheism.
     
  2. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    *holds out brownie* Feel like becoming an aethiest now? :P
     
  3. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Score one for the theists; I do like brownies.
     
  4. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    If heaven that is ruled by God exsists, then having sex in heaven wouldn't be aloud sicne it woudl be a sin :P

    wanna be an athiest now? :P
     
  5. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Oh damn...

    *Vomits brownie*

    Tastes like abstinence. One point for the atheists.
     
  6. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Heaven doesn't exist. My dad told me so in a dream.
    *sips tea*
     
  7. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Fair enough, but keep in mind that he could have just been doing that to distract you and take more of your tea.
     
  8. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    Heaven is said to be the eternal paradise filled with complete peace and tranquility. That means that NOTHING fun ever happens. NEVAH!

    Wanna be an athiest yet? o_O
     
  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    When God made Creation, (s)he did it through intelligence as a personified aspect of his/herself, known to us as Wisdom. Wisdom therefore knows every part of Creation intimately, and teaches sentient beings about it as a result. This teaching about all of creation manifests itself through inspiration and a desire to learn, and can only be explained as science. However, Wisdom as an aspect does not know of all of the ethereal beings or the plane in which they exist, and therefore does not guide us to learn of those things, providing a theological explanation for why you cannot, under any circumstances, prove the existence of God using science.

    And no. Heaven is eternal salvation and life through a personal relationship with God. Serious sh*t can go down there.
     
  10. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    But I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. TT_TT
     
  11. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Okay. We're cool with that.
     
  12. Haseo Knight of Light

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    Edward doesn't believe in god.
     
  13. Sorcerer_Jenkins Twilight Town Denizen

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    but seeing as sex is not a sin, even in heaven, then theism is ok.

    what abstinence?

    mormons christians teach that if you do all the right things, you can get into the HIGHEST kingdom and have kids forever (and how do you make kids?)

    EDIT: and how do you obtain peace?

    haha, wanna be atheist now?
     
  14. Saintlikesgirls Chaser

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    This might have won the entire debate, Sir.
    o:
     
  15. Sorcerer_Jenkins Twilight Town Denizen

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    quoted for truth.
     
  16. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    And his post still beats the sh*t out of mine.
     
  17. Saintlikesgirls Chaser

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  18. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Best. Argument. Ever.

    This is getting close.
     
  19. Juicy Chaser

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    tick tick tick tick :'D

    lol fail.oooo
     
  20. Cyanide King's Apprentice

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    Stay agnostic.