I'm back

I went to work and now I'm back. This is a new thing right? Acting like KHV is your mother and constantly updating it on your current location.

 

You're back?! Totally nominating you for best returning member next year!

 

Welcome back.

Now do the dishes, you little fucker. Momma got shit to do.

 

You say that as though KHV isn't a parental unit.

 

This can be so much sadder than you meant it to be.

 

Goddammit Craig, where were you?! Jesus, I spent half the night looking for you because I was so goddamned worried! Fuck this. Quit your job. You're never leaving KHV again. I'm going to shackle you to that stripper pole that the Staff have in the gay porn section.

That'll teach you to leave KHV for a reasonable amount of time.​

 

you should have stayed gone

we were having so much fun without you

 

Do we get to take turns flogging him for being so late? I could get into that.

 

Don't even pretend that's the truth.

Sax would much rather I flog her.