But I just can't help sticking things into the path of a laser. Even if I know nothing will happen most of the time. My inner child comes alive when I'm near a laser. Also, laser funnies for your amusement. Spoiler
A lightsaber with a length of 85 miles? We are certainly crossing into dangerous fanfiction territory here, sir.
well, I just meant the handle reminded me of a lightsaber. I hadn't even thought of an 85 mile long lightsaber.. I want an 85 mile long lightsaber now.