I'm a chcobo!!!!

I'm bored guys.
this thread just got LAMO!!!

 

wait, now we have two naked ppl? STAY OUTTA BED YOU TWO!

and it's gangster, not ganster

the kind who is german.

AHHHHHH NAZI'S!! HAIL HITLER! *clicks boots and does the hitler stance*


wait, are we having a mosh pit with no clothing? *strips to underwear* CRANK THAT MUSIC DJ!

 

I like to eat ceral while riding chcobos.

It's quite fun, except when you crash into a tree.

 

i thought it was chocobo's.

and those things can dig.

*ish attempting to get the DJ to listen* COME ON DJ NAO!

 

They would say "heil," not "hail."

GRAMMAR NAZI'D

 

Chocobos are different from Chcobos.

 

like a redn-neck hell?
>.>
<.<

BLOW ME AWAY!

 

Sorcerer Jenkins likes to use sorcery.

Judging from what he said, he seemed to have used Wind magic right there.

 

No, like saying "high" with an "l" at the end.

 

is this mocking my power?

*summons black kitty* you are now under my spell *kitty claws your face off* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Cats wouldn't hurt me.

I'm one of them I haunt their dreams.

 

So your a menace in StarClan?

 

Who said I was with StarClan?

I am one who walks in The Place of No Stars.

Tigerstar is my slave. Hehe.

 

yeah, your

Spoiler

sex-slave

 

Actually, Tigerstar is Scourge's sex-slave.

Tigerstar just carries stuff around for me.

 

Mothwing is Hawkfrost's sex-slave.

 

Midnight is StarClan's sex slave.

 

StarClan is the Tribe of Endless Hunting's sex-slave.

 

*face-palm* and the sex-slave stuff is all my fault. I introduced viagra to cats.

look guys, they are cats, they are naturally whoevers SS when you want them to.

 

You introduced viagra to cats?

I speak for mice around the world, including Mrs. Frisby, Jerry, and Desperaux Tilly, when I say this. You doomed us all.