I'll see you guys in the 8th ring of hell

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    I'll be the one screaming in utter pain and misery after having my skin fused with snakes
     
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    Wooooooooooooooooo!
     
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    Glorious Heresy!
     
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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
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    First Level of Hell - Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
     
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    Third Level of Hell


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    n the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
     
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    Nah--we're not going to hell. We're just going to stay on Earth as spirits and not go up or down. That's what I believe.
     
  8. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    9th level confirmed
     
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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
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    Mish, psychedelic and Nate, partyin' in the 6th level 24/7
     
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    I'm not the stripper
     
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    It's cool, I got this one.
     
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  14. Although no matter how many times I have been "Killed" I come back because I annoy god and Satan too much to be fut anywhere but Earth. but the quiz says
    he Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
    Level 2 | Very Low
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
     
  15. Loriah Banned

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    Uh--what's the 9th level? O_o
     
  16. Justin Beiber's fansites and Beliber fan attacks reign in this bloody mess of a ring.
     
  17. Loriah Banned

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    Ugh--no... Anything but that. I'll shoot myself in the head if I had to go through that ****.
     
  18. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Question has been answered.

    Only the sixth? Funny, I thought I was gonna break the limits and go over 9[000] . . . i'm just sayin.
     
  19. Loriah Banned

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    Why are you guys looking forward to going to hell--and WTF? I feel myself burning up--almost like...I'm going to be on fire soon. O_O
     
  20. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    I thought everyone loved hanging out with their friends?

    No but seriously, this actually makes me laugh. I don't even believe in he11. The only thing i'm scared of that I don't believe in is Santa Claus. Dude breaks into your house at night while your sleeping . . . kids love him . . . sounds legit.