If your hip and have a tendancy to hop

I suggest you see a certain Doctor.

 

*Busts in through walls*

Way ahead of you.

 

I thought you'd show yourself Dr. Evil Dr. Dre Dr. John

 

I think my kidney just erupted. ​

 

Please, sir, do not discuss my other aliases in public. What is the problem?

 

So, do you specialise in the john?

 

You will notice that I have several hundred PhD's in many fields of medicine and surgery. I also happen to specialize in "the john" so if you need help with that I can be of use.

 

I don't think playing Mario classes as a PhD in "the john"

 

I don't have a problem with it but it's a very crappy field to work in.

 

I assumed that what went on in the game was all there was to plumbing.

Yea, pretty much. Once you get stuck in this field, everything goes to the shitter.

 

What if I have this....Problem?

 

Frogs will soon overpopulate. Destroy the nests.

 

Don't worry we'll give 'em a good licking