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  1. Tootsie coquí

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    HAH I would like to be a guy for only one day :D
     
  2. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Omg the sexisim in this thread is overwhelming D:
     
  3. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Too true, but that's kinda expected....
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    First thing I'd do is go to my girlfriend's house, kiss her and watch her freak out :3
     
  4. Spike H E R O

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    *stares at the toilet*
    So...........how does this work? Hmmm.......Better safe than sorry, I guess..
    *stands in the shower and pees*
     
  5. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    lol, you win for funniest
     
  6. Shiki my waifu is better than yours, thanks

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    oh another would be....

    I would wake up....go to the bathroom...pee...and then notice..."omfg a *** when did I get one D:"
     
  7. Misty gimme kiss

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    Has anyone else noticed that all the guys in here said something along the lines of 'play with myself?'

    Anyway, I'd get an emo flip. :DDDDD
    Or pass out from scaryness
     
  8. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    I think this is the most random thread I have ever read.
     
  9. Destiny's Force Mess with the best, lose like the rest...

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    Of course they did. The average guy has thoughts of sex every five minutes. Even less for most of them. The not-so-average guy would actually try to figure out a way to change back...after they've had their fun. :xp:
     
  10. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    That is so sexist and stereotypical. ):
     
  11. Gwen Farewell.

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    Probably scream "CUT IT OFF! D="
     
  12. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    I'd probably say something like, "Fack, I'm screwed."


    Dude, I have big freakin' boobs for my age I should try dat.
     
  13. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    2 girls + 1 cup
     
  14. Destiny's Force Mess with the best, lose like the rest...

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    That's what I get for generalizing...again.

    I said MOST. I didn't say ALL. I know there's guys out there that don't fall in those categories. I used to be one of them. :nono:

    Besides, I got that from a woman's deoderant commercial. :xp: Don't know if that's fact or not.
     
  15. youd eat ****?
     
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  17. *Hippie Jesus* "I get online and notice I have E-mail I click my

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