If you named your child "Potato"...

what would happen?

GO!

 

Well for one my kid would be named Potato

 

Are you sure about that?

 

Yeah I'm relatively sure my kid's name would be Potato in the event that I named them Potato

 

I'm laughing at this post as I type this response. I really should get some sleep, shouldn't I?

 

OR you could put the drugs down.

 

Have you hacked my webcam again, Dalk? What did I tell you last time?

 

You asked me what you said the time before that

But THAT time you said "Dalk get yo cracka ass out my computer"

 

And as far as I can see, said cracka ass is still in my computer. Son, you know what to do.

 

Remember when this thread was about your favorite kind of potato or what you like to eat with potatoes or something like that?

Neither do I.

 

Get my cracka ass out yo computer?

 

I'd get 4 of them. 1 Potata, 2 Potata, 3 Potata, 4! Now go clean your rooms before I turn you all inside out and mix you up in a bowl. See it's funny becasue... Meh.

 

Let him be eaten.

The only possible way my child would be named Potatoe was if he actually were a potatoe, in which case I would be, too. But then again, you can't father a potatoe.