If you could go back in time

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  1. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    "Whatever you do, don't take that guy's offer to send you back in time to give advice to yourself."
     
  2. Arch Mana Knight

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    But then you'll die. ;_;


    If I went back in time, I wouldn't be a sissy like all of you. I would save John Connor. But first, I'll need your boots, your clothes, and your motorcycle.

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  3. Zelda What will happen next?

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    "Hi there! Yeah, I'm you. Time travel does exist, by the way."
     
  4. Odamadillo Twilight Town Denizen

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    I hope you enjoy playing him HoT.
    And As for everyone else if you change something as significant as you mentioned how can you be sure you would still exist as yourself?
    With mine all that would change is that I would have been here since 2010 instead of 2012.
     
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    Make sure the term swag, yolo, and cray cray never exited in the first place. Oh and to cancel Tosh.0
     
  6. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    "DON'T ENROLL IN THAT ART SCHOOL. YOU WILL REGRET IT. AND STOP FIGHTING WITH YOUR DAD SO MUCH OKAY. ALSO DON'T CUT YOUR OWN HAIR. AND DON'T STOP PLAYING SOCCER.EVER. "
     
  9. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I would so totally troll myself...

    "You're gonna become President of the United States, solve World Hunger, fly to Neptune, and have luncheon with the Dalai Lama."
     
  10. Chie Satonaka Twilight Town Denizen

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    I don't know what I would tell myself to do... Maybe make me accept my true self earlier, but I don't think I would have been able to do it without the help of my friends, especially Narukami-kun, Yukiko and Hanamura-kun.

    Maybe I'd tell myself that I'd go on an awesome adventure and solve a mystery, but that may change my fate. it's wrong to change my fate...
     
  11. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    I don't think allowing me to talk to my past self would be very good. I'm already crazy enough as it is. Could you imagine telling myself in the past how and what I think now? That would be like ten times as crazy. Of course if I could, i'd tell myself never to post or view anything in the Spamzone, just so it would create a Paradox and see what would happen. lol If anything though, my conversation would go like this.

    Present me, "Hey, you're gonna be loony in the future. There's no avoiding it. Accept it and be yourself."
    Past me, "Who are you?"
    Present me, "I'm you from the future, duh. Now, about all the answers for every test you're gonna come across."
    Past me, "Seriously? You're gonna give me the answers?"
    Present me, laughing, "Of course not stupid, I don't remember those!"
    Past me, "You're a real jerk, you know that?"
    Present me, "So are you, in the future."
    Past me, "Not if I change it!"
    Present me, "How would you do that?"
    Past me, "I'm gonna go join a sports team and become a jock."
    Present me, fading away, "Noooooooooooo! Wait! If you do that, you'll never discover Anime or Ponies!"
    Past me, "Anime? Ponies? WTF?"
    Present me, fades back in, "Oh yea! You know Powerpuff Girls, right?"
    Past me, "Yea, it's pretty cool I guess. Why?"
    Present me, "Well, one of the writers is going to make another show later on about ponies. And it's going to be amazing."
    Past me, "What's the target demographic?"
    Present me, "You . . . really asking that? Well, they say it's for young girls, but honestly I think the target demographic was for guys."
    Past me, "So, another kid's show?"
    Present me, "Not necessarily. I mean, i'm 18, but I watch it."
    Past me, "I'm off to be a jock. Lates."
    Present me, fading away again, "Well, that backfired . . . maybe it's for the best." Disappears.
    ~~~A certain number of years later after having won several trophies in Basketball, and starred in several nominated films.
    New Present me, "What's on TV?" Click onto the hub. "What's this?"
    ThemeSong: My little ponies, my little ponies, aaaaah, my little-
    New Present me, "Hmm." Looks around. "I'll just see what it's about." Three seasons, and 65 episodes later, "I . . . I . . . love ponies!"

    Basically, a pony fan will be a pony fan. And for those of you who actually read through this whole thing, you've more than likely added another item to your list of things to tell your past self. Congrats ^^
     
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    You're really into this role playing thing, aren't you?
     
  13. Odamadillo Twilight Town Denizen

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    Trust Nights to go one step ahead of everyone else and have a chat with himself.
     
  14. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    There's nothing wrong with conversing with yourself. It's just when you answer yourself, you're in trouble, right? Of course ^^
     
  15. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    You just gave me a great idea as to what to discuss with my past self. Now where's the Doctor and his TARDIS?
     
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    Believe me, time travel was going to have been being a whole lot more complicated that Doctor Who portrays it..
     
  17. The Fuk? Dead

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    Like I would even listen to my future self. I would probably just give me some money or something.
     
  18. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    And to warn about that crazy ***** Yukari.
     
  19. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    The doctor will see you now!!! lol I have this thing about combing great things, like Doctor Who and Ponies. But, I think someone beat me to the punch on that one.

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    I think someone highjacked Zero's acc. I just fixed your mistake? Oh wait, clicked on links and realized it's Zero and his convoluted nonsense ^^
     
  20. Chie Satonaka Twilight Town Denizen

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    Yes yes I am