If you could go back in time

What advice would you give your younger self?
I'd go back and say "Don't play WOW you will get addicted if you do"

 

probably, "mommy is gonna start buying lots of junk food to eat her feelings away once daddy leaves for iraq. please don't eat the junk food or you will get really super fat"

 

Kill yourself.

 

Snoopy? Now that takes me back!

 

"I know you're just a wee little hedgehog now but there will come a time you will learn how to use a computer. When that time comes you need to know that the internet is full of weird humans. Be wary of this."

 

"Sometimes people die, and that's okay. It happens. A lot. You need to accept it." ​

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"Join KH-Vids in 2005-2006 for bragging rights." ​

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And insert secrets about the future that will make people think I'm a psychic prodigy and make me rich. ​

 

"you are perfect don't ever change"

 

"Don't get too attached to people at such a young age."

"get over yourself"

"Time doesn't stop, don't live in the past."

 

"Don't join Gaiaonline.com"

Im actually not kidding I wish I never went to that site.

 

"It's okay to be that one weird chic in class, that's actually really amazing."

"Don't eat."

 

"Start doodling in your notebook, or at least try to draw, or else you'd end up drawing stick figures for the rest of your life."

 

I know it seems tough now, but you will meet people who truly care about you. Hold on, kid.
You are a nerd, you are "weird," you don't like to wear makeup or look "pretty," but there's nothing wrong with that. Or liking "boy shows."

For the love of god, whatever you do, don't leave this site for extended periods of time.

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE GIRL NEVER TOUCH THOSE SMILEYS AGAIN YOU WILL REGRET IT YOU WILL RUE THOSE DAYS

 

"You're pretty alright."

 

"Start watching Doctor Who. It's an amazing show so STFU, it's not nerdy, or it may be but you are nerdy so it's perfect!"

... Actually, I probably wouldn't say that, son't know if I would like it as much as I do now.

"Don't get overly attached to people, don't make assumptions about how people feel and whoever told you 'It only matters what you eat when you become a teenager' was lying, don't listen to them and don't eat loads of chocolate- it's bad for you."

 

I don't think I'd tell myself anything, if I hadn't done stupid things and learned from those, I guess I wouldn't be where I was now?

Changing my past me, changes me now, and yeah.

 

"Remember to post in Odamadillo's thread acknowledging you would go back in time and tell yourself this in the future going back in the past to stabilize the time loop."

 

"Lying is trouble, stop doing it you little wanker"

Though honestly I'd just say:
"Do everything the same."
He'd say:
"What?"
I'd go: "Exactly past PaW, you'll be asking that question a lot of time to come."
"What?"
"And you'll also get to know someone by that name too."
"The fuk?"
"HIM TOO!"

Well this made my night.

 

Been there, done that
Currently living the results

 

I'm playing Schroder in my school's production of it