if you could do one thing that is not physically possible

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  1. 61 No. B

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    im just saying in the way of convenient transportation it doesn't get much better than teleportation
    gotta be at class in 30 seconds 20 miles away? no problem.

    but yeah flying would be pretty sweet as well
     
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    Maybe people don't feel like smashing into a million bugs on the way to school?
     
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    alternate universes where you have jetpacks or reduced gravity will provide
     
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  8. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    Shapeshifting is a good one as well, my prime choice actually but I felt like something different that day. Someone with shapeshifting capabilities could simply grow wings, therefore opting for 'flight' seems a tad silly in hindsight. Why wish for flight or an aquatic respiratory system when you can have both. Just grow gills.
     
  9. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Actually, I don't think it's possible for a human being to fly, even with wings. The more you weigh, the larger the wings have to be to compensate, but you need more muscle mass to lift heavier wings, but muscle mass adds weight, and it kind of just spirals endlessly from there. You'd have to go the full nine yards and turn into a bird.
     
  10. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    Yeah, I thought of that as well. The bones should be hollowed, but you can do that if you're a shapeshifter--? At least I think so. No one ever defined any rules, boundaries, or the extent thereof. It's not as simple as 'growing gills' either I know, you should arrange your entire respiratory system. But that's doable too, provided going the full nine-yards isn't considered 'cheating' or stretching the limits of shapeshifting as a superpower.
     
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    control gravity; I want to train under heavy gravity while I let everyone float toward the sun.
     
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    Cellular/molecular restructuring, yeah no I'm pretty sure you can do whatever you want with that haha. It's funny though... Everybody wants to shapeshift, but it might be one of the easiest powers to totally fuck yourself over with. Which is a handy way to explain why some shapeshifters stick to a particular class of shapes, like Beast Boy: Experimentation is dangerous and tends to lead to collapsed organs, momentary asphyxiation, cellular instability etc.
     
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    Building onto Misty's thing.

    Flying + Invincibility Aura

    You could fly at ludicrous speed and wouldn't have to worry about being hurt by anything.
     
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  16. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Honest to god answer, the one thing I'd do is fly. Boring? Yeah. But if you that one nigga who flew it ain't as cliche a want when all your peeps are like YOOO YOU WERE THAT THING IN THE SKY?!?!?!

    That whole sentence covers like four different fetishes.
     
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    I'm a little surprised that no one decided to go with not dying.
     
  18. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    He said something not physically possible. I'm going to gut punch with a cyborg arm and run a second lap, personally.

    Addendum: YES IMMORTALITY IS MORE LIKELY THAN HITTIN' FEARLESS.

    Thanks Jeeks. Couldn't have done it without ya.
     
  19. 61 No. B

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    play it from the heavens
     
  20. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I... I will.