If you could choose one movie director to direct your life

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  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    ...Did we pick the same director for opposite reasons

    gdi I love you
     
  2. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    We seem to complement each other like that a lot. Maybe we were Siamese twins in a past life.
     
  3. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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  4. 61 No. B

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    Christopher Nolan. We share a name and the guys a genius, that's all I need.
     
  5. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    Terry Gilliam.
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    You look into the eyes of a genius.
     
  6. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Edgar Wright, the fun and antics and brilliant references would never end.
     
  7. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Didn't even read prior comments because this one's easy . . .

    George Lucas *drops mic and walks away*
     
  8. Misty gimme kiss

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    Michel Gondry, batshit and incomprehensible, just like the source material. Small heartfelt moments amidst surrealist imagery, to a soundtrack arranged by DNTEL (remixes of my favorite songs).

    I have thought a lot about this.
     
  9. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Oh no, the perfection has blinded me -- ♥
     
  10. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    See this is why I think you'd like Anody-*brick'd*

     
  11. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Tetsuya Nomura.

    That way, I would have perfect hair in the heat of battle, look like Gackt, have a zipper fetish, cameo in Kingdom Hearts, defy gravity, dress in overrated cosplay stylish outfits, have an ambiguous sexual orientation, get my personal cologne/perfume, have a jewelry line inspired by me, and maybe be voiced by an overpaid seiyuu.

    Oh, and maybe a story... But mainly all of the above.
     
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    Only if it's the 70s version.
     
  13. Sara Tea Drinker

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    Micheal Bay.

    Very little drama, lots of explosions, very little death, very little storyline, women being basically very hot and in skimpy clothes, and a lot of really bizarre **** going around you all the time that doesn't make sense.

    What else do you need?

    Btw: He was the only one who popped in my head when I thought this.
     
  14. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    JJ Abrams
    buttload of lens flare and mysteries that will never be truly revealed
     
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  16. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Tim Burton. Because then my life would take a weird and exciting twist, I'd meet Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, Danny Elfman would do the score, and the camera angles would all be very fun and twisty and would add a strange feel to the whole thing. Not to mention, there would always be the chance it would be an honest to goodness claymation film. You gotta love a good claymation. OOH! And maybe my character would be insane. That would be so fun! Although, it wouldn't be too far of a stretch anyway...
     
  17. 61 No. B

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    every day would be exactly the same, and they would get increasingly less interesting and tiresomely unoriginal.
     
  18. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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  19. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Can't be any more boring than what I do now. Sleep wake up eat breakfast write fanfic watch telly eat lunch write fanfic watch telly check websites eat dinner write fanfic go to bed.
     
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    Tetsuya Nomura, so my life can be a nonstop thrillride of breathtaking vistas, action packed scenes, and something vaguely resembling a plot maybe.

    The twist is that you aren't actually a hedgehog but instead a human