If I were a boy...

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  1. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I actually like being a girl...
     
  2. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    It's nice making people guess just what the **** you are.
     
  3. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    I'm bleeding.
     
  4. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    When your a girl, you can be pretty and ugly, but still be sexeh!
     
  5. bobo.the.nut Traverse Town Homebody

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    The only good thing about being a girl is the lack of certain regions extremely sensitive to pain. Though of course being punched in the chest hurts like a motherfudger. Other than that you have to deal with PMS, babies, minor but still present discrimination, and you have to pay way more attention to your looks than guys do. I think I'd rather be a guy. No lesbo.
     
  6. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    oooh sex change?
     
  7. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Once, one of my female cousins was attempting to justify her actions by trying to tell me that it hurts girls more than guys when they get hit in the groin.

    My initial reaction to this being "***** I'M IN PAIN NOW I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT"
     
  8. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    I doubt being hit in the groin hurts girls more than guys

    Now child birth....
     
  9. Nuff' Said Banned

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    child birth will definetly hurt because we need drugs to get through that. if your a girl and can get through it without screaming and drugs then your gangster
     
  10. Jasper Cullen Hollow Bastion Committee

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    did your mom take drugs when she was birthing you? I know why you turned out that way.

    My mom didn't she actually swore at the doctors many times when I was being born, because they want to pull my head out. Because I was "taking to long". And just four years early she had been in childbirth for 12 hours, mine only took 5.
     
  11. Nuff' Said Banned

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    your aunt is gangster
     
  12. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    But if your a girl you can be with other girls and it would be considered "hot".

    Besides, girls are sweeter than guys, except that time each month where girls go into war.

    This is one of the reasons I am bisexual :|
     
  13. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    This. Oh GOD this.
     
  14. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    And also not by what's under his or her shirt right?

    right?

    D:
     
  15. AxelRedHot Merlin's Housekeeper

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    I like it when my friends get guessing if i'm a boy or a girl. But, most people know what gender I am by just viewing my profile. LOL
     
  16. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    OOO. LOOKIT ME. I can check this box that says I'm male.
    And then proceed to **** with the minds of the forum when I refer to myself as the female gender.