Ienzo, did you write this?

... It suddenly reminded me of you.

 

I find the Chicken to be the most reliable and simplistic unit of mass.

 

You know, your username is suprisingly accurate in the reaction I give to just about everything that you post.

 

Oh my yes, I enjoy writing silly exam questions for the lols. Sadly, that person didn't properly show their workings out... so I cannot give them the mark. Plus, it's not 24 chickens, it' 24 pairs of shoes, so the person would need binomial expansions to work out how many chickens that was equal to.


I love it how you thought of me xD

 

I suppose, then, it is grammatically correct to say "I wear rubber chickens and they are very comfortable."

 

Was it not grammatically correct before? :3

 

No.

Because chickens had holes in the wrong places.

8D

 

O.o Oh my...


But, that's what scissors are for.

 

I prefer using my hands.

Really a hand-on experience.

*shot*

 

Oh dear... -.-

But it's less humane when they're still alive... To be honest, the running around and catching it first is the best thing.

 

Naturally. It actually makes it more fulfilling, in a sense...or makes you feel guilty. Depends.

 

Yes, to get a wild thrill out of catching and ripping the guts out of a chicken in order to produce a comfortably shoe for all to enjoy.

 

Hmm...

Fried chicken liver.

Interesting...

 

Comfortably shoe? I don't know what that is xD

Fresh from the Barbeque- BBQ'd chicken heads.

 

The only warning label I can ever think of putting on a box of those is:

"WARNING: Beaks are very sharp. Hope for the best."

PS: Small thanks. :3

 

Lol, yes. Or "Anyone under the age of 21 should attempt to consume these as they are a choking hazard."

 

Lol, it was the caption that did it mainly xD

 

How do you know my secret fetish for wearing chickens as shoes? I should hide my secret life better...

 

Well, open up a window to let me in and you'll find out?

 

Ahh sorry, I didn't notice you there, is that a new pair of binoculars you have? Very nice, I hope that camera you have pointing at me also contains nice pictures of me.