I'd -verb- your -noun-

I tucked your mother in last night.


I ate your potato chip....

And take it!

 

I'd burn your couch.

 

I'd plug your hole.

 

I'd butter that coconut.

 

I'd bite your face <3

 

I'd Destroy your internet.

 

I'd discover the secrets of you Blade Children :3

free cookies* to whoever gets the refrance.

*does not include all typs, may be burned or burst into flames

 

I'd admit you're a MERMAID.

EDIT: **Vampire

 

I'd eat your soul again :3

 

I'd just eat you.

 

I'd sing your theme song <3