I would like

To buy a name change.

 

this should be an option.

 

Pay in Material points, not like we ****ing use them for anything else worthwhile once you get all the pins.

 

Another 382 posts and then you can buy as much as you'd like.

 

You're not the boss of me.

 

Yes I am.

 

No, you're not. I'm the boss. The commander is me.

 

But I'm the Supreme Commander.

 

Supreme Commander Butthead.

 

Awright, 50 lashes for that.

 

Spoiler

 

this should be an option, there's already a donation thing on the home page. why not donate for name change or something, thing is I thought that was already an option to donate for a name change

is it just there with not benefit to the donator whatsoever?

 

You don't have to buy a username change. You've got more than 300 messages, so go into the Name Change Requests thread in Site Assistance and request a username change.

 

Now I'm trying to remember if I used mine at 300 posts, I go inactive so often I can't remember, If I didn't go inactive I'd probably have hit premium by last year

 

It looks like Nate found himself buying the stinging end of a whip instead. We do not even have to do anything to curb dissidence and outrageous capitalist thought these days. /continues to sit upon throne made of the crushed dreams of KHV members

 

either they know that or dont care.

the point is it was a joke more or less

 

Actually it's cause I already used my name change at 300 and I can't be bothered getting 1000 posts

 

i did say less