I went to Apple today!

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  1. Amber PLUR

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    I had to sign a non-disclosure agreement, so I can't give a whole lot of details, but...

    HOLY SHIZ I WAS AT APPLE TODAY OMG
     
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  3. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    She was obviously at a fruit because fruit is a location and a fruit would make her sign a non-disclosure agreement.
     
  4. Amber PLUR

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    It was a dinner for young women going into computing and technology. It really inspired me, and I can totally picture myself interning there some day.
     
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    SHE COULD HAVE GONE HERE:
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    APPLES HAVE LOTS OF SECRETS INSIDE THEM! LIKE WHY ARE THE SEEDS INSIDE THEM? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW BECAUSE THE APPLES HIDE THE SECRET SO WELL!

    Aah, neat! Are you going to turn into the, "If I tell you I'd have to kill you," type now? Because that would be awesome. You'll be like...the CIA. The Central Intelligence Amby.
     
  6. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Congratulations, I hope the future holds great things for you, Amber.
     
  7. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    They can be very inspiring. Jobs especially gave some very good speeches during his time. I hope you learned some good things.

    As always, before you go to work for a company, you should look past the face value. The business and production side of the side of their company has its darker secrets.

    (Not to mention the patent wars and such, putting people who do your job outside of Apple out of business.)

    Sad stuff for a company with such a great public face, but it's important to know what you are getting into.
     
  8. The Fuk? Dead

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    Congratulations. Enjoy your non-disclosure agreement. I mean job.
     
  9. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I'll non disclosure your agreement.

    If you know what I mean.
     
  10. The Fuk? Dead

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    ...

    What are we yelling about?
     
  11. Misty gimme kiss

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    Your food handling certification will certainly come in handy

    at Apple

    oh god i'm sorry i couldn't help myself
     
  12. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    ​everything.
     
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    Yeah I'll admit I wanted to rep that it was so bad.
     
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    We're helping the visually impaired.
     
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    Yeah, helping them make friends.
     
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    I went to Grape yesterday....


    oh...no funny?

    My bad
     
  17. Llave Superless Moderator

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    This is clearly a metaphor of pregnancy.