I Went on A Date Today

Well, we were at some decent, not really fancy but nice Chinese restaurant, and we were both eating from the same plate of noodles. She moves in for the kiss and well, you know what...

Because of my phobia, I fly back and knock over a candle. It falls onto a woman who instantly lights on fire. She screams and runs into a curtain that explodes into ash, setting fire to everything around us. Several knives shot from the kitchen and stabbed into customers. I grabbed the girl and we ran for the door. Unfortunately, I had to swing over a ball pit on a rope to get out. I held her in my left arm and grabbed the rope with my right, swinging to safety.

Overall, I did about $5.50 in overall damages.

 

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Lmao!!!!!!!!

 

wow that was..................

 

When O first read the title, I thought it was Xaldins topic but then it was yours. Do you happen to be an evil Xaldin twin?

 

.............-cry-

 

*hugs**then remembers you have a phobia of girls and backs away*

 

*hugs, then remembers your phobia of boys not having sex with you at first contact, so proceeds to do the latter*

 

lmao! that wuz a burn!

 

Am I the only one that noticed the Roxas is a lesbian according to the information found in her profile.

 

Roxas is a guy you dumbass!!!

 

Well, thats frank and to the point...

 

Learn how to take a joke, I know he is a guy, I just called him a girl because that is what he has listed in his profile.

 

OH....Sorry about that.

 

Aww, I’m so proud of you!

+ Ball pits remind me of chucky cheese’s <-- or however the heck you spell it. D8