I was wondering...

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  1. Captain Hero Hollow Bastion Committee

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    People always say to, "Go f*ck yourself".

    But, if you f*ck yourself, is it sex or masturbation? Because it's self-pleasure, I'm leaning towards masturbation.
     
  2. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    You are truly a teenaged boy.
     
  3. Captain Hero Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Well, have you ever really thought about it?
     
  4. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    "To ****" essentially means to have sexual intercourse with. "Go **** yourself" therefore means have sexual intercourse with yourself; since masturbation is simply giving oneself sexual pleasure it is truly not "****ing yourself". To **** yourself would require some sort of penetration.
     
  5. Haseo Knight of Light

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    You'd need a really long penis.
     
  6. NarutoSuperKubii Chaser

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    :B|:..........
     
  7. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    or be athletic..gymnists can do the acutal act of "fucking themselves"
     
  8. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    ****ing yourself is mainly taking some inanimate object that has a hole; and putting your penis in and out of.

    Maybe.
     
  9. Haseo Knight of Light

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    Or you could have it really long when soft and... You get the picture.
     
  10. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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    Wouldn't that mean you're just f*cking the inanimate object...?