and I look up and there's this guy just staring at me. I made eye contact to try and end the awkward moment, but he just kept staring. I looked away for a minute, and then looked back and he was still staring, with that expressionless, creepy face. ....what?
he's either an alien getting ready to abduct you, or a secret agent getting ready to recruit you. Either way, I'd barricade my front door.